What Happens at Rossi's

A/N: Thank you my bundle of pure epicenes JULIA 3 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME :*

Chapter 1

*Reid's POV*


"Morgan, I won't ditch this time, I-I promise," I sighed, while looking into my closet for something suitable to wear, but my thoughts were constantly being interrupted by Derek's annoying reminders to not to ditch this party. I wasn't particularly interested with the whole idea of black out drinking, and dancing to mainstream music which is always about sex money and girls' asses. I preferred to spend my Saturday night in my cozy red robe reading piles of new books from the library, listening to music from the musical prodigy Beethoven.

"Alright pretty boy, don't bother driving by the way. I doubt you'll wake up in your little apartment tomorrow morning" I rolled my eyes, for someone my age, I am very responsible when it came to drinking. Of course at a dinner, I can slip a glass of red wine. Even as a treat, maybe another. I like actually remembering my nights, since all everyone seems to be talking about at work is how memorable David's parties are. I've even heard Hotch mention how "wild" those nights are. Whenever I ask about what happens, they won't say a word! They claim that Dave makes you sign a 1 year contract keeping everything that happens in the party a complete secret from people who aren't contractually obligated to keep their big mouths shut. I highly doubt he actually does that, I mean it's Dave, how bad could it possibly be.

"Whatever.." I said before hanging up the phone antagonistically.

I finally created the perfect ensemble, that fit's the occasion and my style at the same time. I wore a cream white dress shirt with a grey blazer. I had chosen matching grey dress pants with black loafers. I didn't bother wearing a tie because I wouldn't hear the end of how I looked like a little 14 year old boy going to his first school formal from Derek. I took one last looking the mirror, before exiting my apartment building to the parking lot.

As I was getting into my car, I received a text from Rossi.

Rossi: Everyone! Tonight we have a special guest! This is going to be a memorable night

I wonder who it could be I thought to my self before starting the engine.

I pulled up at Rossi's, parking next to a Yellow VW Bug, which seemed very "Garcia" if you asked me. I looked up at the house, I could already hear the music blaring through the speakers. Seeing crowds of fake looking people walking around. How does Rossi know all these people? I thought to my self, while looking over at a girl who had an over done spray tan and bleach blond hair. I sighed knowing that this was probably going to be one of those nights where I'm either going to be sitting alone some where with my drink watching Derek throw him self on some random girl. Or maybe end up talking to some girl who completely ignores my explanation to her the general theory of relativity, only to think I actually consider the fact that she is listen to me, so I'd let her get into my pants, which was something I had no intention of doing.

"Spence!" Someone yelled, I looked over to see JJ and Will walking over from the house. She held a glass of some sort of alcoholic beverage while, holding Will's hand to keep her from falling face forward. Considering the size of her heels, I don't see that situation being pretty at all! She tightly wrapped her arms around my neck leaving me breathless. Will stepped in and pulled her away before she choked me to death.

"Hey.. JJ, wasn't that unexpected." I said. JJ looked at me for a minute, her expression seemed confused. Her eyes fluttered around in circles, as she cracked a smile before turning around and walking back into the house. " Didn't the party start, less that 30 minutes ago?" Will chuckled.

"Clearly you've never been to Dave's parties. Now come on, boy, you're in for a wild night." I rolled my eyes before stepping into the house. Of course, I trip on the door step onto some girl.

"I'm so sorry," I said as I was picking up her clutch, that she had dropped. I handed it over and looked up at her. I could barely recognize who I was seeing. Was it because of the amount of make up she was wearing? Because I knew I've seen her before.

"Hey Spencer," the voice sounded so similar, as well as her features. Her blue eyes, fair skin, blonde hair, that was pretty straight and long tonight. " Are you staring into my soul or something?" the woman asked.

"Seaver ?" She smiled before reaching over for an embrace.

"I almost thought you didn't recognize me!" She said as she was letting go.

"I almost didn't! You look so different!"

"Is that a compliment, or an insult." She emphasized the "or"

" It's...it's a compliment of course! You look stunning tonight! I mean you are a very beautiful girl in general." She blushed and awed at me, I cracked a smile, awkwardly scratching the back of my neck while blushing.

"Oh doctor, how do you get away with those words of yours."

We spent the first 10 minutes talking, catching up. I haven't seen her in maybe over a year or two. It was great seeing her again. I ended up getting her number since she had changed it, we planned to see each other when she was around, you know to grab coffee maybe. The party so far was packed. Packed with guests I, being socially awkward, didn't know. Finally in the corner of the bar, I saw Penelope and Alex. I was slowly approaching, I heard Garcia hysterically laughing at some comment Alex had just made.

"Hey Alex, Penelope," I put my hand up, as some sort of hello, biting the inside of my cheek.

"No way!" Alex sounded amazed, "Is this real life?" Garcia's mouth dropped to the floor. She turned to Blake who had the same facial expression. I squinted my eyebrows and looked behind me to see if something happened behind me.

"What is it? Is something happening?" I questioned. Penelope grabbed my face, pulling Alex closer as well. I could smell the alcohol on both their breaths. Garcia's seemed to be the strongest. Surprisingly, I saw that coming.

"Spencer Reid is actually at one of Rossi's parties!" I pulled back and rolled my eyes at her. "Shocking right?"

" Ha ha ha very funny." I said statistically.

"I know I am." She flipped her blonde curly hair, hitting my head. Typical.

"You know Reid, let me get you a shot." She said resting her arm on my shoulder.

"No, I'm okay, Pen, I think I'll just stick with this glass of champagne." She gave me a disgusted look, like I did something wrong.

"You've been holding that drink for the past 10 minutes and haven't drank it at all."

"That's not true!" I said sipping the drink,

"3 shot's please!" She yelled to the waiter,

"Make that 4!" a 4th voice chimed in. "I guess I don't have to whoop boy genius' ass tomorrow."

"Derek," I muttered under my breath. " Maybe 5?" I looked over to see David walking towards us.

"OH MY HOT CHOCOLATE!" Garcia squealed.

"Hey there mama," Derek and Penelope continued their flirtation as I greeted Rossi.

"I'm glad you ACTUALLY came!" His voice was filled with both excitement and shock,

"Well this was for a special occasion right? So of course I would!" I replied briefly.

"Yes, very special." I could hear Garcia's excitements in the background as she finally hand hands all over her little shot of tequila.

"REID, ROSSI! GET YOUR ASS OVER HER, I HAVE ME SOME LEMON SALT AND TEQUILA FOR YOU!" David was trying to hold in the laughter trapped in him, I sighed before saying "What ever this occasion is, make sure it's worth celebrating. You owe me!" We turned back and walked to the mini bar that the rest of the group were waiting at.

"WAIT!" A new voice yelled. In the distance, I saw a very... sloppy looking JJ running over, bare footed, with her heels and her clutch in her hands. "WAIT FOR ME!" She screamed at the top of her lungs. She rose her hand high in the air and screamed for a waiter. " GET ME ONE OF THOSE... THOSE.. THINGYS OVER.. THERE!" The waiter almost seemed afraid of Jennifer, so he quickly ran off before JJ went crazy.

"JJ! What in the name of Jesus Christ happened to you!" Rossi sounded like her father for a second. JJ just giggled which turned into hysterical laughter. She was trying to say something in the process.

"I drank... I drank... drank.. drank that... funny juice!" She fell to the ground holding her stomach, rolling around, crying because of all the laughter. We couldn't help but laugh at her actions.

"I don't think she'll be coming to work for the next... 3 days." Aaron Hotchner said making his way in, with Beth's arm locked to his.

"Aye! Hotch! Glad you could finally make it!" Rossi greeted both Beth and Aaron.

"SHOTS ARE HERE!" Garcia called finally as JJ's had arrived. She gestured all of us to come in so they could all finally take our drinks. I wasn't really too happy about what I was getting into, I don't even understand the pleasure in getting drunk. All you're really doing is embarrassing your self. I saw JJ " arrest" a random girl dancing next to Will, for committing "adultery" which you wouldn't be arrested for. She used a banana as a gun, which I'm finding completely hilarious! She pushed the girl on the couch and told her she was in Federal custody before walking back to us. She tried saying something to us which sounded somewhat like ," sssoorory guyyyyyyzz, I just...hadzzz to take care of that bitch." We nodded before Garcia squealed out

"OKAY GUYS LETS FINALLY TAKE OUR-"

"Hold up!" Hotch said interrupting Penelope. Which I don't think is going result in anything positive. "Beth and I don't have ours! WAITER!" Hotch called, raising his hand up. Garcia's face was red, almost like she was going to explode. She was death staring down Aaron, looking almost about to charge at him and tackle him. Aaron took a glimpse at her before doing a double take. He slowly took a step back, with his hands in the air. "Pen, it's only gonna take less than 5 minutes." She took a deep breath in, giving him one last look before turning away to Alex. Aaron gave a sigh of relief knowing he was going to live a bit longer.

After waiting, the waitress walked over with the rest of the shots for Beth and Aaron. "EVERYONE LETS DO THIS!" Garcia screamed before grabbing the lemon in front of her. "Hold on!" Rossi interrupted.

"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! WHAT IS IT NOW!" Garcia was fuming with anger at this point! She jumped out of her seat, smacking Alex in the face with her arm. Alex grabbed her nose, trying to take in the pain. We all gave her a strange look. She blushed before awkwardly sitting back down. We looked at Dave to continue

"I have a special guest today, like I said in that text I sent to you guys"

"Who is it?" Asked Derek. A wide grin appeared on Dave's face as he check some message on his phone. "Well?"

"She's here!" He said with a smile. Which actually somewhat creeped me out.

"Who's she?" I asked

"Hey guys." A very well known female voice rang in our ear, as our faces were filled with joy and shock.


A/N: Thanks for reading chapter 1!