Hi Peoples! Its time for my next parody, a parody of Wicked the Musical, man I love that musical! Well this is the cast and the first chapter!
Elphaba: Sam Manson (she is going to be green in this)
Galinda: Angelica Pickles (All Grown Up version)
Fiyero: Danny Fenton (he will not have ghost powers)
Boq: Jake Long (he will not be a dragon...yet)
Nessarose: Juniper Lee (note that she is going to be in a wheelchair and will be Sam's sister.)
Madame Morrible: Wanda
Dr. Dilamond: Spongebob Squarepants
The Wizard: Avatar Roku
Elphaba's Mother: Pam Manson
Elphaba's Dad: Jeremy Manson
Professor Nikidik: Mr. Crocker
Christery: Lazlo
Chapter 1: No one Mourns the Wicked
In the land of ToonOz happiness spread though the land. Everyone was happy and was celebrating. Why you ask? Well lets let the citizens of ToonOz tell you... in song!
Citizens of ToonOz:
Good news! She's dead!
The Witch of the West is dead!
The wickedest witch there ever was
The enemy of all of us here in ToonOz
Is Dead!
Good News!
Good News!
As everyone was celebrating, a toon in the crowd pointed at a pink bubble coming their way. He smiled and yelled, "Look! It's Angelica!"
Angelica, the good (believe it or not) witch of the North. Angelica had short blond hair and wore a sparkling white dress. She smiled, "Fellow ToonOzians."
Angelica:
Let us be glad
Let us be grateful
Let us rejoicify that goodness could subdue
The wicked workings of you-know-who
Isn't it nice to know
That good will conquer evil?
That the truth we all believe'll by and by
Outlive a lie
For you and-
Angelica was then interrupted by another toon.
Someone in the crowed:
No one mourns the Wicked!
Another toon:
No one cries, "They won't return!"
All:
No one lays a lilly on their grave
Man:
The good man scorns the Wicked!
Women:
Though their lives, our children learn
All:
What we miss, when we misbehave
Angelica:
And Goodness knows
The wicked's lives are lonely
Goodness knows
The wicked die alone
It just shows when you're Wicked
You're left only
On your own
All:
Yes, Goodness knows
The Wicked's lives are lonely
Goodness knows
The Wicked cry alone
Nothing grows for the Wicked
They reap only
What they've sown
Angelica looked at the angry faces of the toons. She frowned, maybe if they knew the true story they would understand.
Angelica then asked, "Are people born wicked? Or do they have Wickedness thust upon them? After all, she had a father. She had a mother, as so many do."
It was now years ago, with the witch's parents before she was born. Jeremy Manson, the Governor of Munckenland and her mother, Pam Manson.
Jeremy:
How I hate to go and leave you lonely
Pam:
That's alright-it's only just one night
Jeremy:
But know that you're hear in my heart
While I'm out of your sight
Angelica then said, "And like every family, they had their secrets."
When Jeremy left, someone knocked on the door. Pam smiled and she opened the door. It reveled a very handsome man. He took Pam's hand and they twirled around the room.
Lover:
Have another drink, my dark-eyed beauty
I've got one more night left, hear in town
So have another drink of green elixir
And we'll have ourselves a little mixer
Have another swallow, little lady,
And follow me down
The lover gave Pam a green bottle, she grabbed it and drank it.
Angelica: (spoken)
And of course, from the moment she was born, she was-well-different.
Midwife:
It's coming!
Jeremy:
Now?
Midwife:
The baby's coming!
Jeremy:
And how!
Both:
I see a nose
I see a curl
It's a healthy, perfect,
Lovely little-
Jeremy:
Sweet ToonOz!
Pam looked over at her husband and the midwife, "What is it? Whats wrong?" she yelled.
Midwife:
How can it be?
Jeremy:
What dose it mean?
Midwife:
It's atrocious
Jeremy:
It's obscene!
Both:
Like a frog, ferny cabbage
The baby is unnaturally
All:
GREEN!
Jeremy looked at the green baby in disgust, he gave it to the midwife, "Take it away, TAKE IT AWAY!"
It was know present time and Angelica looked down at the citizens. "So you see-it couldn't have been easy!"
All:
No one mourns the Wicked!
Now at last, she's dead and gone!
Now at last, there's joy throughout the land
And Goodness knows
We know what Goodness is.
Goodness knows
The wicked die alone
Angelica:
She died alone:
All:
Who to those
Who spurn what Goodness
They are shown
No one mourns the Wicked
Angelica:
Good News!
Crowed:
No one mourns the Wicked!
Angelica:
Good News!
All:
No one mourns the Wicked!
Wicked!
Wicked!
"Well it was nice being hear with you all, now if there are no more questions, I must be going." Angelica said quickly and got in her pink bubble.
Then a toon in the crowed asked her, "Angelica, how do people become wicked?"
Angelica stopped and looked down, then another toon asked, "Angelica is it true you were her friend?"
Angelica got out out of her bubble and sighed, "Well-it depends on what you mean by 'friend.' I did know her. That is, our paths did cross. At school."
Everyone in the crowed sat down and Angelica continued.
"Years ago at Shiz University..."
I know it isn't word by word but I can't remember everything they said. I hoped you liked it. Review Please!
