OK this has ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with Club Penguin, but I wanted to tell my dream because it was funny...and then REALLY sad, so get ready to laugh...and then cry. Review my mind!

So me and my sister and my mom were in this big empty room and we saw the guy from Mall Cop. (Paul Blart.) We decided to set up a restaurant in my living room and we did. Business was going well and all of the sudden the tables, chairs, people etc. were the size of Barbie toys. A giant man-eating chicken came out of nowhere! His eyes were off centered and it looked dumb and clueless. It started eating the people slowly, one by one. Me and my mom and sister were hiding in me sisters room. They had no idea what was going on, but I did. I ran out to the kitchen to grab a knife. I got one and tried to kill the chicken.

I started stabbing the chicken and it turned back into its normal size. It was running around, but I just kept slashing it's back. It had turned into my cat, but I didn't realize it. (Aww poor kitty!) I cut her tail while she was running away. (Her name is Murphy by the way.) Murphy turned around to lick her tail and I realized that it was her.

"Awww I'm sorry Murphyyy!." I said as I went over to pet her head. She looked up at me with giant, sad kitty eyes and she was shaking. "NOOO I"M SORRYYYYY!" She was still shaking so I decided to get it over with. I put the knife in her side, but she was still alive. By this time I was crying and was still saying. "I'M SORRY MURPH MURPH! WHYYY!" Then I woke up.

So that is my extremely sad, violent, and sorta funny dream. It was sad and sad and sad.