Chapter 1: Discovery
"Flame brain!"
"Ice Princess!"
"Idiot!"
"Bastard!"
"Squinty Eyes!"
"Droopy Eyes!"
A certain fire mage as well as a ice mage were butting heads... as usual. The two had electricity running in between their eyes. A sword wouldn't be able to cut the rising tension. Speaking of swords..
"Are you two arguing?" A scary voice called out. The person whom the voice belonged to towered above the two arguing mages. Her power seeped from her voice, you could just tell she had bested many opponents as everything her aura to her red hair exuded unimaginable power.
"N-No! Just t-two best friends getting along like u-usual!" Answered the one with the raven hair.
"A-Aye!" The other one agreed.
"Looks like it's the return of Happy #2 and Happy #3." Sighed a blonde, mentally sweat dropping an the pair's antics.
"Natsu! Gray! Stop copying me!" An angry blue cat yelled, obviously miffed that his partner and his partner's rival were copying his so called 'style'.
"How about we all get along" The redhead to the name of Erza said eerily, the two mages who had been arguing intensely a few minutes earlier nodded furiously to her statement.
"Hey can we go on another mission tomorrow? I still don't have enough money and my rent is due next week!" Complained the celestial spirit mage, Lucy.
"Well the reward was one million jewels. You should have enough rent for a few months at the least!" Consoled Gray. Lucy sighed at the response.
"It might have been if you and Natsu hadn't destroyed HALF OF THE CITY!" Lucy screamed loudly, earning the glares of a few people who were walking on the same trail as the problematic group.
"Geez Luce calm down. You're so weird" Natsu admonished while rolling his eyes. An angry tick mark appeared over the blonde mages' head. Her foot soon connected with his face. Suddenly multiple swords appeared. They floated in the air over the angry girl and the idiot boy.
"WHAT DID I JUST SAY?" The redhead screamed, threatening her closest friends with her intimidating swords. The two began sprinting as if in a race, fearing the wrath of one of their strongest friends. Gray started after the two with Happy hanging onto his shirt begging him to stop. Erza sighed, blew her red hair out of her face and ran after the silly group.
With their giant guild in sight, the team sped up their mini-marathon. When they finally reached their destination they were all huffing and puffing. Natsu leaned on the guild doors opened and the pink-haired dragon slayer fell face-first onto the unforgiving gained him a few giggles and chuckles from his guildmates.
"Wow Salamander, your grand entrances are becoming less and less.. grand. Gihi" Gajeel commented, while chuckling darkly to himself.
"Oi! Metal head! I don't see you entering grandly!" He fired back, intending to start a fight.
"WHO YOU CALLIN' METAL HEAD!" He shot back, "YOU'RE SUCH AN AS-" The metal dragon slayer was cut off as a light blue haired girl tugged on his arm with pleading eyes. He attempted to shake her off, it was in vain as she wasn't letting go anytime soon.
"Please stop fighting Gajeel" The bookworm begged. She wrapped her arms around the punk-like man in order to get him calmed down.
"Shrimp, stay out of this" Gajeel tried to sound demeaning and rude but his face was betraying his, portraying a small hint of red at the closeness.
"For the last time," started a pissed of Erza, " WOULD EVERYONE JUST STOP FIGHTING!" she finished, storming off to her dormitory, knowing that her efforts were useless. Why does everyone have to fight all the time! It's so frustrating! Can't there just be one day where everyone just gets along and doesn't fight? Well I guess that would make things just boring here at Fairy Tail. That's all we do. Talk, drink, and fight. She thought.
Erza went to the left of her beloved yet idiot guild and headed towards the living quarters for those whom are a part of Fairy Tail. Fairy Hills. What is it with Fairies? Do Fairies even have Tails? I wonder... I've never seen a fairy before. The redhead thought.
She tripped on a rock, breaking her thoughts. Erza caught herself before she could hit the ground, she found something very interesting on the dirt. There was a puddle of a red liquid. She thought that the mystery substance smelled familiar, like she had smelt it a million times before yet she just couldn't place her finger on it.
The redhead figured it wasn't important at the moment so she continued on her way to her apartment building. She whistled as she walked casually into the apartment and made her way up to her room. Erza inserted her key into her lock only to find that it was already unlocked.
She walked through her three rooms which were filled with different suits of armor and cheerfully made her way towards the kitchen. Her armor always caused a happy reaction in her for it reminded her of the soothing feeling when she was in her armor. While cooking a simple ramen she began humming a song she had heard during their mission. She didn't want anyone to know but she actually liked the song.
It spelled out her life in big bold letters.. She started singing out loud. The redhead sat down and started to eat her ramen. When she finished, she washed the bowl and headed to her room so she could rest after a long day of threatening the arguing idiots
Erza sung softly. She turned the knob to her bedroom and walked inside. Flipping on the lights she noticed that there was a lump in her bed. Curious as to what it was, the sword master walked over and pulled the covers back.
She gasped. Erza found a blue-haired man with a tattoo over his left eye in her bed. Now this may already be out of the ordinary but what really shocked her is that he was completely covered in bruises and gashes that were bleeding profusely.
Well hi there.. I'm Pie.. I'm here with my friend, Nin-Nin, Two words.. GO JERZA! XD We need more well-written non-AU Jerza stories and thus How to Hide a Criminal was born! :) Thats all I wanted to say.. so for me.. Peace out Peeps!
This is Nin-Nin! Hoped you enjoyed! Review and crap! :P Duces!
