"My stomach hurts" said Anastasia.

"You know what cures that?" Christian asked seductively. "A dickin." He pulled out his top schlong.

"I'm not really int he mood" said Annastacey.

"I know what will do you good for a dickin" said Christian. He put an elbow in her mouth. Then another. Then three more.

"Herflerfmerflerben" Anuhstayzia said like her mouth was full of food. Her mouth was full alright, but not of food, of elbows, unless you count elbows as food, in whcih kase you're probably a cannibal. Christian pulled out all his elbows.

"Let's try this. I saw it on Pornhub." Christian slammed his peepee into Annafromfrozen's eye.

"Ouch! That hurtttttt!" Her eyeball fell out. Annastacia put it in milk and drove to the hospital. They accidentally put it in backwards, so she can see her brain now. That's pretty cool, but she has to wear an eyepatch, or she will look like that cat from the vet's office. You know the one I'm talking about...the one that lives there for some reason.

In conclusion, I hope you liked my story. I learned to write conclusions in 6th grade, and we learned to say "in conclusion," so the reader knows the writing is coming to a close. Peace out. Please wash the cucumber before you put it back in the fridge.