A/N: I know it's kind of similar to "A New Doll" and "Enemies of Unknown Reason", but it was there in my notebook for the longest time and decided…why not?
Disclaimer: Naruto and the characters are not mine. One day I'll have my own little popular thing that I won't need disclaimers for though. Hee hee!
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Juugo watched Karin and Suigetsu bicker. He didn't get involved in these things, but he knew someone had to stop them or they'd go on forever. He wouldn't stop them though. Maybe someone else or something else would. "Suigetsu you're such an idiot!!" Karin yelled. She kicked him in the face and of course, water splashed all over. He quickly shaped back into his solid form. "Hey!" he yelled ducking Karin's second blow.
Suigetsu pushed Karin down, and she quickly grabbed on to his shirt as a reflex, making him fall also. "Ah!! You're heavy!!" Karin screamed. Juugo continued to watch silently as Karin toppled over Suigetsu, pulling his hair and clawing his face. As always, Sasuke walked out of his room, coincidentally at this exact time.
"Once again, I always find myself walking in on these things," Sasuke mumbled, slowly walking back to his room.
"It's not that!!" Karin yelled.
"She was touching me again Sasuke!" Suigetsu whined.
"Why am I always on top of you when Sasuke comes in?!" Karin asked in disgust.
"Because you two fight too much," Juugo replied, leaving the room.
"We do not!!" Karin yelled.
"You have a short temper. It's fun to mess with," Suigetsu smirked. Karin stared at Suigetsu, "Oh god, I'm still on you aren't I?" she asked. Suigetsu nodded, trying to pull himself from under her. "Hey! You're comfy though," Karin joked. "Well, you're heavy, get off," Suigetsu grunted, trying to pry himself from under her again. "No way! You're my favorite couch!" she cooed.
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And now, whenever Karin needs to sit, whether there are chairs or not, Karin knocks Suigetsu down and sits on him. No one ever asked what this was all about, but they knew that Suigetsu was probably a nice couch.
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A/N: Fluffy… ah well I kinda got the idea from when Deidara was sitting on Gaara, so I thought that Gaara must have been an awesome couch. Let's try human couches shall we? …..but they won't be dead. Sorry, this is short.
