Top ten ways to annoy harry potter groups and organizations
Chapter 1: the golden trio
1. Dance around the common room while Hermione is studying
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2. Put a fake rubber spider on Ron's pillow. Video tape results
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3. Offer harry tissues at regular intervals
4. Show harry pictures of Japanese and Chinese women and
Then say "well you haves a thing for Asian women, don't
You?"
5. When Ron confronts you about the spider, say "oh, go
suck face with Hermione."
6. Whenever you see harry, say loudly "IS THAT A WAND
IN YOUR POCKET, OR ARE YOU JUST EXICITED TO
SEE ME?" to the point where people are staring.
7. Get all misty-eyed whenever you see harries, and make
Ridiculous prophecies.
8. Recommend orthodontists to Hermione frequently.
9. When confronted by Hermione, say "Whoa looks like
SOMEONE'S PMSing. "
10. When Ron is kissing lavender, scream "BLOODLY HYPORITE" over and over again.
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