Top ten ways to annoy harry potter groups and organizations

Chapter 1: the golden trio

1. Dance around the common room while Hermione is studying

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2. Put a fake rubber spider on Ron's pillow. Video tape results

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3. Offer harry tissues at regular intervals

4. Show harry pictures of Japanese and Chinese women and

Then say "well you haves a thing for Asian women, don't

You?"

5. When Ron confronts you about the spider, say "oh, go

suck face with Hermione."

6. Whenever you see harry, say loudly "IS THAT A WAND

IN YOUR POCKET, OR ARE YOU JUST EXICITED TO

SEE ME?" to the point where people are staring.

7. Get all misty-eyed whenever you see harries, and make

Ridiculous prophecies.

8. Recommend orthodontists to Hermione frequently.

9. When confronted by Hermione, say "Whoa looks like

SOMEONE'S PMSing. "

10. When Ron is kissing lavender, scream "BLOODLY HYPORITE" over and over again.

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