You know your obsession with The Inheritance Cycle has gotten way out of hand when……
A/N: A whole bunch of stuff that me or my friends have done in our crazy fan girl obsession-ness. There are some things on here we haven't done though. Yet.
Learn the Ancient language by heart.
Actually go to one of those book conventions dressed up as a character.
Attempt to burn a swirl onto your hand.
Build an alter to your books and gather all the Eragon merchandise you can to add to it.
Write fanfictions about the series.
After failing to do # 3, use a silver or grey marker to draw a swirl onto your hand. Whenever it shows signs of wearing off, re-draw it.
People can get you to do anything simply by holding an unlit lighter to the books.
Your favorite animal is a dragon and you put that down as your answer for a drama assignment where you have to be an animal.
You have a total spaz whenever someone touches your Inheritance book and you then hit them repeatedly over the head with the book in question.
Your friends and family (the non-obsessed ones) all groan when they see you reading eragon for the 13th time. The obsessed ones, on the other hand, cheer and pat you on the back.
The librarian at your school rolls her eyes when you take out Brisingr again.
All your Inheritance cycle book's covers are falling off from you reading it too much.
You stalk Christopher paolini in an attempt to get him to finish up the 4th book quickly. Needless to say, he doesn't really enjoy it.
You read Inheritance fanfiction and have absolutely no life. Kind of like me, for instance. (No offence meant)
You've memorized every single funny-ish quote in the book.
Whenever you see someone reading Eragon, even if they're complete strangers, you run up to them and hug them, then walk away with no explanation.
You read and get obsessed with Star Wars because the plots are similar.
Whenever people ask you for a good book recommendation, you drag them over to the part of the library that has the Inheritance book series and give them a huge gushing lecture on how incredibly awesome the series is, therefore scaring them away from ever reading it (oooops…..been there, done that.)
You constantly look over forums, hoping for solid information on when the 4th book comes out. Or at least a reasonable estimate.
A/N: Well, how was it? Like I said, I or my friends have done some of these things and you're welcome to as well. Please review or my horde of orange lemurs shall attack. Yeah, I just couldn't resist putting that. I might add a second chapter if I get enough reviews though.
