A/N Random Brawl story time! It was originally going to have Sonic as the main character, but I didn't feel like bashing Sonic, and anyways, this fit on someone else's personality. I ownz nothing still!
Jigglypuff stared at the computer screen. Instead of her favorite social network, there was a grey screen with an oddly written message.
Well, sorry about this. But my companion's wife wouldn't get off the computer due to her addiction to her Facebook. And to drag her off, we kinda had to... Hack Facebook. And it's not going to be up again until we find the thingy with the Facebook stuff on it. But you people really should go get a life anyways.
Jigglypuff wanted to scream. Who was stupid enough to hack Facebook just to get someone off of it? Nothing good was on tv anyways, so it looked like the only thing to do was to brawl someone. She went to the brawl site to see if there any slots open in a match. The only one was a team battle one stock match, vs. Luigi and Sonic, with the Ice Climbers as team members. She smiled, knowing this was going to be easy.
"Luigi, Sonic, Jigglypuff, and Ice Climbers to the arena please! Luigi, Sonic, Jigglypuff, and Ice Climbers to the arena!"
The arena was set to random, so there was a few minutes wait till the match.
"You're so going to lose, Team Green!" Jigglypuff was obviously overconfident.
"Yeah? Says a Pokemon who spends half of her life on her Facebook!"
"Fighters, please enter the arena! The match will take place on Spear Pillar!"
"Hope it's not Palkia. He makes everything way harder." Luigi walked onto the portal first, and vanished.
The rest of the fighters followed suit, and they entered Spear Pillar. The sky was blue, signifying that Dialga would be messing around with the fighters.
"3, 2, 1, GO!"
Luigi instantly jumped after the Ice Climbers, punching Nana as soon as he was close enough. Jigglypuff went for Sonic, but he ran to the underground.
"You're too slow!" taunted Sonic.
"Arggh, I'm going to have you in soup, Sonic!"
Jigglypuff leapt onto the top of Spear Pillar, where Dialga recently arrived. He roared, and all of sudden, everything was moving slower.
"I hate slow motion!" It was taking forever to float over to Luigi.
"Well live with it, stupid mortal." Dialga seemed to have slowed down time just to annoy Jigglypuff.
A soccer ball fell onto the ground, and Jigglypuff ignored. It wasn't important. She saw Luigi running over to it, and several seconds later, something hit her. At first, nothing happened. Then she was blasted across the stage and past the blast lines. The pink Pokemon then blacked out.
Jigglypuff found herself in the hospital wing when she woke up.
"Ug. Did we win?"
"No. Sonic destroyed us after Luigi pwned you with a soccer ball."
"I HATE SOCCER BALLS!"
Luckily, when she got back to her room, Facebook was back up. The rest of the day was spent posting, and she soon forgot about the fight. Until it was decided the funniest KO ever was Jigglypuff being instantly defeated by a soccer ball.
"I HATE ALL OF YOU!"
Cookies to the people who guess the hacker's identity!
