It's my very first Invader Zim fanfic. So if it's horrible blame it on the blood drinkin' confu chopin' cows! I do not own Invader Zim. I don't know who does I'm just trying to make a livin'.

Zim folded his legs as he began to count to ten. "Where is that stupid president!" yelled Zim angrily as he pulled out a control from his pocket a huge red button popped out of it.

Suddenly the president popped up on Zim's big computer TV. "Am I on?" said the president as he stared at the screen, "I am for the last 10 seconds shoot! I mean Invader Zim if you don't evacuate our planet we will...We will ummm." The president stuttered as he scrambled threw his post cards. " SILENCE! You WILL fall to the mercy of Zim your entire planet will be DOOOMED!" said Zim as he bellowed with evil laugher. "Now um Zim look we will give you what ever you want weapons perhaps?" said the president as he tighten his tie. " Earthlings weapon's what do you take me for you FOOL!" said Zim as he pointed and screamed at the top of his lungs, (IF HE HAS ANY.)

" See this? I don't know what it does yet but the tallest sent It to me and you know what, I'm sure it will blow your puny planet to pieces!" Zim twirled his finger above the big red button.