Raging Dong Anus, by Dickfart

CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG

"What you're hearing is the sound of Freddy fucking Chica's ass."

BLUNG BLUNG BLUNG BLUNG

"What you're hearing now is the sound of Bonnie fucking Freddy's ass."

AAAAAHHHHHH CRHNNHUCH SPLLOT

"And that was me, Foxy, placing exoskeleton Mike Schmidt back into his Freddy suit. I think I deserve a raise."

"A raise? HA!" said Purple Guy, while Springtrap such his dick under the desk. Then he pulled out a flashlight and told Foxy to shoo.

"Welp, I guess that's just Capitalism for you," said Foxy to the camera, eyebrows twitching. He grinned, winked, and jerked off while a live studio audience applauded him.

A live studio audience of fangirls drooling over that furry robutt dick, that is.

The End