SOUL EATER TRUTH OR DARE!
A.N/I do not own soul eater or anything else fancy...T_T
Me: hey guys! It's Angel Evans Melody here! Just call me Angel! And this is my bestie, EmmelineKeystone (one of my user buddies) you can just call her Em.
Em: helloooo
Me: ok so lets lay down some truth and dares ?
Soul eater cast: O_o oh no
Dares:
Soul, kiss Maka on the lips for 7 seconds
Patty,hunt down a giraffe, snap its neck.
Kid, go by something asymmetrical and put it in the middle of your house, Liz go with him.
Tsubaki, be a real b**ch for the next 2 hours.
Truths:
Black star, who do you like Maka or Tsubaki?
Stein, is it true you loved Medusa?
Liz, is Patty really your YOUNGER sister?
Soul: what I don't want to kiss this flat chested book worm. -_-+
Maka: MAKA...CHOPPP! *slams dictionary into his skull*
Me: do it! *takes out chainsaw*
Soul: where did you get that?! Seriously, your In a skirt! You don't have any pockets!
Me: *revs chainsaw*
Soul: okay! *kisses Maka*
Maka: O_O
Me: okay guys that's enough...guys
*creepy make-out scene between Soul and Maka*
Me: oh my god, Em?
Em: right! I'll get the chainsaw!
Soul: no more chainsaw!
Me: ok let's keep going! Patty, giraffe hunting?
Patty: already done! Hehehe YAY! *giraffe noise in the back round*
Me: erm wow that was fast, ok go for it then...
Patty: sorry , mwhahaha...
*CRACK*
Soul: oh god...
Maka: I think I want to die
Crona: me too...
Em: Crona, when did you get here? I don't think we invited you...Angel?
Me: eh whatever...
Kid: Patty, that was disturbing...
Liz: *sigh* Patty go take a shower, you have giraffe on you...
Patty: kayyyyy!
Me: okay, let's move in shall we? Kid, lets go bye you something asymmetrical shall we...?
Kid: noooo, please, please,no no no no no!
Liz: Kid, come on! Get up!
Me: hang on...*gets out big red button*
Liz&Kid: what is THAT?
Me: Em? Would you like to do it?
Em: okay! *pushes big red button, kid and Liz disappear*
Soul: what just happened...?
Me: that's what happens when you don't listen to the dares that you get to or you could spend 5 minutes in a closet with Em...
Em: *takes out big red button*
Soul&Maka:O_o
Me:hehe...ok next on our list...TSUBAKI!
Tsubaki: yes?
Em: be a totally b**ch for TWO hours!
Tsubaki: um...ok let's see...oh I'll be right back!
Me: *looks at cast* where is she going?
Em: no idea...
Tsubaki walks in wearing skinny jeans, hoop earrings and tank top.
Soul&black*star: *nose bleed*
Tsubaki pops gum into her mouth.
Tsubaki: Maka, where did you get that skirt? Nerds r us?
Maka: I...uh...
Tsubaki: don't answer and a sweater vest really? Last time I saw one of those where in my grandfathers photos!
Maka: *starts to tear up...* b-but...I'm sorry...
Tsubaki: don't cry Maka, your such a baby...
Maka:...sniff...I gotta go guys, I think I forgot to...get...Blair's food or something...*runs out*
Soul: Maka wait! Geez Tsubaki! What the heck? *runs after Maka*
Tsubaki: oh Maka I'm sorry I didn't mean it! *runs out after Maka*
Em: whoa girl, *grabs Tsubaki* il'l get her hang on.
*takes out blue 'bring back' button*
Em: Angel? You wanna press the button?
Me: *Patty face* yes! *pushes button*
POOF *Maka,Soul,Liz,Kid all appear*
Maka: *sniff*
Tsubaki: oh Maka I'm sorry, *sobs*
Maka: it's ok I guess...
Tsubaki: please I'm sorry I don't wanna do the dare anymore *sobs harder*
Black*Star: YAHOO! What's happening? Why haven't I been asked anything? Why is Tsubaki crying? What's wrong with Maka? Hey Soul? Do you-
Me & Em: BE QUITE!
Cast: O_O
Me: we're off topic! Now sit down, and lets finish! *steaming*
Em: okay, now that that's done with, truth time. Black*Star, who do you like? Maka or Tsubaki?
Black*Star: a god like me can't choose between his most loyal subjects. Hey have you ever noticed that spot on the ceiling?
Me: first, we're outside, second, your avoiding the subject...
Black*Star: well...uh...I mean, I've known Maka my whole life, but I've lived wi Tsubaki for years...but I guess I would have to go with...zzzzzz
Cast: hmmm? What did you say *leans in*
Black*Star: I said Maka...
Cast: WHAT?!
Maka: oh Black*Star...
Soul: oh no...*arm turns into a scythe*
Black*Star: bring it...
About to brawl...Em jumps in
Em: whoa ladies, save it for later...or I'm getting the red button...
Soul & Black*Star: *sits quietly back down.*
Me: wow, this is getting out of hand, lets finish quickly...next...STEIN!
Stein: yes? *takes drag*
Me: no smoking...*cigarette disappears*
Stein: that was not funny...
Em: is it true you loved Medusa?
Stein: hell no! She's crazy!
Cast: true that...
Me: and last but not least...LIZ! Are you really older than patty?
Cast: *all glare at Liz* hmmmm?
Liz: w-what? What kind of question is that?
Patty: come on sis...
Liz: when did you get here Patty?!
Em: spill it Liz!
Liz: fine! Patty is actually older okay?! She's the older twin!
Em&me: knew it!
Liz: I'm so ashamed...
Patty: there there LITTLE sis...
Liz: *bawls*
Me: well we're gonna stop it here please give us your ideas! Or I'll get the chainsaw...
Em: or the button!
Me: yes or the button...
