I know my hours, mabey minutes, are numbered. I had clearly gotten the message from the alpha timeline that, unfortunately, I - we all - were not it. Might as well go out with a clear conscience. You log onto your pesterchum with your iShades.
turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB]
TG: yo dude
TG: john
TG: dude
TG: egderp
TG: not there huh?
TG: okay then
TG: im gonna assume that youre fighting imps or some shit
TG: but my time scenes are tingling
TG: and i have to assume that i dont have much left
TG: theres something ive been meaning to say
TG: oh
TG: i just realized that that sounded weird
TG: first of all im not like
TG: i dont even fucking know
TG: like saying that ive secretly been trans or some shit like that
TG: or that we are actually in an anime
TG: and - oh fuck
TG: gotta get my bread and run to anime school
TG: or that i am secretly an old man
TG: forcing my grandkid to send you his selfies
TG: what was i saying
TG: oh right
TG: see the thing is...
TG: fuck
TG: i cant do this
TG: well
TG: were bros right?
TG: never mind
TG: dumb question
TG: we are better bros than fucking mario and luigi
TG: saving the princesses
TG: though to be fair rose and jade saved our asses more times than i even remember
TG: but anyway
TG: well the bottom line is that
TG: like
TG: youre really cute
TG: and like derpy
TG: youre really funny and even kinda smart
TG: though your choice in both movies and games suck worse than black holes
TG: your hair is amazing
TG: and i bet its really soft and puffy
TG: and your eyes should be illegal
TG: theyre just so...
TG: blue?
TG: and kinda sparkly
TG: that makes it sound like we really are an anime
TG: and whoever thought that an overbite could be hot
TG: hopefully you actually know what i am talking about by now
TG: and if you dont then i am very disappointed in you
TG: like seriously
TG: im kinda surprised you didnt figure it earlier
TG: ive kinda been dropping hints like a white girl before christmas
TG: but back to the point
TG: John Egbert
TG: I think I love you
TG: wow
TG: yup im head over heels
TG: fuck
TG: john
TG: log on
TG: answer
TG: please?
TG: seriously if i went through all of that for nothing i swear to the horror-terrors i will hunt you down an
TG: holy shit
TG: trouble
TG: gotta go
TG: i lov
TG: fuck
TG: bye
turntechGodhead [TG] disconnected
No. Why the hell would he be here? I thought he was gone when he killed Bro, Rose's mom and John's dad. Your half sword and time-tables are no use for his space bending powers. The last thing I see before he cuts my throat is John. And I die smiling.
ectoBiologist [EB] connected
And then, in the bubbles, they spend all their time together, being as free as the wind.
