Contrary to popular belief, Logan can, in fact, get drunk.
It just takes about four and a half bottles of vodka in an hour.
Since he normally sticks to beer (and it's pretty much impossible for him to get more than buzzed on beer), it isn't a problem, but then Pitor had challenged him to a drinking contest, and then everything went a bit hazy and drinking more sounded like a good idea. He's not so sure about that anymore, now that it's the morning after and he's pretty fucking sure that some telepath is trying to make his skull explode.
Ow. He's going to kill Pitor.
He forces himself to get up and stagger to the kitchen for water (hydration is important, right?). Storm and Cyclops are already there, but he ignores them in favor of getting water until he notices that Slim is snickering under his breath. "What?"
But by now he's laughing too hard to speak, so Ororo answers for him. "I believe that Scott is remembering your… actions… last night."
And now she's trying to contain a smile too, and what did he do last night? He asks as much, but only gets a mysterious smile (bordering on a smirk) and an order to ask Nightcrawler.
His headache is beginning to subside (thank god for healing factors) so he ditches his quest for water in favor of figuring out how badly he embarrassed himself last night. After checking Kurt's room, the danger room, and rec room, he finally finds him in the forest, perched in a tree. He appears to be engrossed in his thoughts, and doesn't notice Logan's presence until he calls, "Hey! You mind comin' down?"
He jumps down, landing neatly in a crouch before straightening and saying, "How can I help you, Logan?"
His actions are normal enough, but he smells nervous. Logan frowns. Did he do something to upset him? Even drunk he wouldn't be stupid enough to- no. He couldn't have. And even if he did… no. That's not an option. "Stormy said to ask you what I did last night."
"You drank. A lot," comes the deadpan answer.
"Noticed that. Not exactly hilarious, even for someone with Scott's crap sense of humor. What else?"
"You. Ah. You expressed your fondness for me. Loudly. To the whole room."
Fuck. So he is that stupid. He could probably convince him it was he was just an affectionate drunk. Probably. Fucking hell. "I- I do love you. I'm sorry I was drunk when I said it."
Kurt's silent, and Logan is about to walk away (god, he needs a beer) when Kurt takes a step forward, and presses his lips firmly against Logan's.
So maybe he'll thank Pitor. Then kill him.
