My name is Brock, I'm a Mexican Asian hybrid, 39 years of age and I'm addicted to breeding and breeding with Pokémon. I'm currently wanted in over thirty Country's and am traveling with this little ass fuck named Ash, who's like 10, and this nasty bitch named Misty, I think she's about my age, nobody knows. Well the other day, I saw her looking at a picture of me on some device saying I'm wanted, that's why she has been avoiding me for these last couple of days knowing what I'm gonna do. This is the first time I could speak to her in a couple of days so I approached her and said "Hey Misty, What was that on that device a couple of days about?" she said "Wut?" I knew she was playing dumb so I had to kill her before she told one of the local retarded Officer Jenny's. There was a cliff with about a 500 foot drop, so I pushed that stupid ass whore and watched her die. When the deed was done, I laughed to myself looking at her mangled corpse just laying there. All of a sudden her lifeless body started to move. So I pulled out my poke ball and said to him "Geo-Dude! I choose you, Use rock smash!" and though the ball down the cliff. Geo-Dude never came out, instead it smashed Misty in her head getting shards of poke ball in here head. I laughed at the thought of killing two things with one poke ball. Out of nowhere Ash came up to me and said "Where's Misty?" I told him to look down. I said Team Rocket killed her and my geo-dude and just played along with it. Ash started to cry, and then I asked him if he wanted some food and wanted to learn how to breed Pokémon. Immediately after I said that Ash screamed "Would I!" and ran off like the fag he is, man I wanna fuck him so bad. I cooked him up some dead Misty meat with a side of Geo-Dude cock, when we finished eating I was gonna make love to him for the first time ever, man was it gonna be great. I told ash to come in the cave located beside us and bring some Pokémon. Ash once again screamed at me in his annoying raspy voice "Wow Brock! You can cross breed Pokémon how?" I told him "I'm not sure it just works, but you never get an egg it's just for you and your Pokémon's pleasure." Ash being a dumb fuck like always said "Hey, then how did your parents make you?" I snapped and yelled at him "What are you fucking stupid! People aren't Pokémon!" Ash began to cry so I said "There there ash, I'm sorry about that, now let me show you how to mate with Pokémon." Ash attempted to correct me by saying have Pokémon mate, then I amazed him. I put my 3 inch cock inside his Pikachu's Ass, Ash said "Wow Brock, you can mate with you Pokemon?" I told him "Yup" and told him he could fuck me in my ass if he wanted to and he said "Ok!" We were now having a threesome, man-on-man-on-Pokémon . I came inside his Pikachu, Ash came inside me. We slept there for the night. In the morning, I awoke to Ash fucking his Pikachu's brains out, Pikachu died. I told him "Wow, wow, wow Ash, you don't just go at it that fast on only the second time, plus you weren't even using lube!" Ash retorted "Oh well, looks a little to late for lube." Smiling, then he told me "Besides, it feels better without lube." I told Ash "Well buddy, you can sure say that again, Just like Summerwize1 always says, Pound me in the ass with no lube." Ash replied with a "Haha, I love Summerwize1's videos!" I said "Don't we all" And we were off on are heroic adventure to have sex with all 8 gym leaders, make that 7 counting myself and 6 counting the fact Misty is dead and 4 counting that 2 of those are women, and me and Ash are gay.