The Origin Of Harry's Survival

A long time ago before the series of Harry Potter came out, WE were their to experience and see harry's past life. Harry Potter, was originally named

Himm. One day, Harry potter was taking his super turbo morphing power rangers out for a walk, when he sees a very ugly person go by.

Harry, thinking that all ugly things were monsters, he on instinct prepared to attack. "LET'S MORPH!" shouted harry and held out his super turbo morpher.

AND BEFORE Everybody's eyes, Harry transformed into... Into, THE PINK RANGER! Everyone stared at the kid wearing a pink halloween jumpsuit and stared.

Harry took out his pink plastic gun, which had real bullets and exterminated the ugly person. "BE NOT AFRAID!" cried harry,

"I will keep you in peace by not letting any ugly monsters get to you. He then skipped and sang to the skiing lodge. (He lived in a cold place)

"Skip skip skiddle my loo! skip skip skiddle my loo! Skip skip skiddle my loo, skiddle my loo my darling!" "harry began playing in the snow. WHen he ran into a REALLY and I MEAN REALLY UGLY PERSON (who later had plastic surgery and became now known as Neville

Longbottom.)" Even Harry the pink TURBO power ranger was scared. He ran up the mountain screaming, crying, and sweating.

Because he was at the top of a very high mountain, ~~~**Alice: I Never knew pink power rangers could run like that!**~~~ ~~***Adela: ARE YOU MAKING FUN

OF THE COLOR PINK?**~~~ ~~~**Alice: YOU ARE TOO!**~~~ His sweat and tears quickly froze. Too seconds later, he had fully frozen into an ice cube.

Two years later, Harry, being still an ice cube, was shipped to north africa to melt. There was coincidecially a very cold place there at that

time. And the people who shipped Harry, were told that north africa can melt ice cubes. SO they just left Ice-cubed Harry there and left.

Suddenly, somthing approaches... slowly. A tall dark figure Shadowing the ice-cube. The tall dark figure turns out to be a camel, and a hungry one.

*GULP* Harry ice-cubed, went down the camel's throat. Through the digestive system. 24 hours later. The camel had diarrea and FINALLY he fully excreted

Harry. and he was still an ice-cube. WHY? do you ask? The camel's body temperature had dropped down to -2 degrees celcius. But still, the amazing,

one of a kind camel, managed to excrete the frozen Harry. The Camel then froze as well and they stood there two frozen ice-cubes. But never-the- less,

their souls moved on.

100 years later... James and Lily Potter, had a child who was fully clothed, in a pink power ranger suit. "Ahhhh, I've always dreamt of giving birth to a girl in a pink power ranger suite." Lily Potter said as tears dripped down.

"Ahhhh, girls are not IN." James said haughtily to impress his wife."But, on the other hand I've been dreaming of a boy in a pink suite as my son."

"Stupid!! Boys aren't rad when wearing a pink suite.They need a ............................................................................ .......

dark pink suite." Neither of them found it peculiuar that a baby would appear right out of a mother's abdomen fully clothed or, found it strange that the baby wasn't budging one bit.

"IT"S A GIRL DEMANDED LILY,

"IT'S A BOY!" shouted James,

"Let's name it Harrina!"

"Let's name it Harry!" Yadda....yadda.,.. Now on to the voldemort part. Voldemort raised his wand at a not moving Harry.

So actually, when Harry was said to have survived, the real story is, Harry's Ice-cube barrier had melted.

THe theme: If you want to survive an Avada Kedavra curse, freeze into an ice cube and voila. Stay Tuned for the next Origin story of Hermione.