Chapter 1: Welcome to the Kitchen, the Home of Housewives

-Tsuna POV-

Even though we had solved everything during that long period in the future, why were we back here again?! I sighed as I stared at my friends, one Hibari, and one Mukuro appear before me.

"Oh, what happened to baseball practice?"

"Stupid baseball idiot, we were brought to the future!"

"TO THE EXTREME!"

"Hmph."

"Oya oya, what do we have here?"

Reborn sat on my head.

"Reborn! Do you know what's going on?"

"I have no clue."

Suddenly, Giannini-san came over to us.

"Oh thank goodness you're here boss!"

I turned to him, "what's going on?"

"Well, Irie-san and Spanner-san helped call you here because apparently a group of kids were transferred here from the past."

"Isn't that us?"

"Besides you."

"Oh."

"Apparently, it's a group of girls."

"Well, what will we do?"

"To tell you the truth, we don't know but they seem very dangerous."

"DANGEROUS TO THE EXTREME!?"

I sighed, pushing Ryohei aside, "did you drag Enma into this?"

"No, but if you would-"

"NO! I don't want to bother him."

Suddenly, the lights above us began to flash.

"Alert. Alert."

Giannini alarmed, ran to his computer, "this is bad! Someone broke in!"

Everyone stood there in shock.

"What are you all doing? Find out where they are." Reborn said.

"R-right. I can't see them well, but I think they're in the boss's room."

Hibari-san left first, with Mukuro tagging along and soon we all followed. We continued to run until Hibari-san stopped.

"What's the matter?"

"There's a girl sleeping on his bed."

I moved around Hibari-san to see a small girl, shorter than I was, sleeping on the bed. She wore a long orange jacket, blue jeans, and a pink shirt on the inside. She had put her orange hat on my bedside table. Reborn jumped off my head and pointed a gun at her head.

"Wake up." He said and the girl stirred before finally getting up.

"Jeez mom, it's only a Sunday. Lemme sleep a little more." She said, rubbing her head.

"It's a Tuesday."

"EVERY DAY IS LIKE SUNDAY TO ME."

WHAT THE HECK!?

She finally fully opened her eyes and stared at us with no emotion.

"Um...who are you?"

"THAT'S WHAT WE'D LIKE TO KNOW!"

"I'm Kotori Nanase!"

"DON'T JUST GIVE AWAY YOUR IDENTITY!"

"Why? I didn't do anything wrong."

"You broke in. Broke. In."

"Oh that? C'mon, that's nothing! Besides, there are more people with me."

"Say what?!"

"What."

"Not that."

"Aw."

Gokudera grabbed the girl and shoved her into the wall.

"Who are you!? What do you want!?"

"Gokudera-kun, stop! Don't go-"

"Ow. That hurt. It really hurts now."

Is she okay? She looked up at us, her eyes bloodshot and cold.

"Hey, how are you gonna pay for this? My whole body hurts."

She suddenly went sadistic!?

Yamamoto gently pushed away Gokudera's hand, "a ha ha, sorry about him!"

The girl stared at him. There's no way we're getting off easy.

"Ah, don't worry. It didn't really hurt." She said, with no emotion.

BUT YOU JUST SAID YOUR WHOLE BODY HURTS.

"Come with us." Reborn said, while she followed us.

"Where's your other friend, Kotori-san?"

"Oh, she might be using…"

"Yes?"

"...the toilet."

I almost choked on my saliva. Isn't she a girl? Aren't they supposed to be more feminine? For example, there's Kyoko-chan, then Kyoko-chan, oh and Kyoko-chan.

"Yami might be in the kitchen."

"Yami?"

"Yeah. She's my best friend."

Reborn nodded and we headed towards the kitchen to find a girl staring at the fridge.

"I THINK I FOUND A NEW PORTAL!" She shouted, while opening the fridge.

There's no way there's a portal in there. Suddenly, the bathroom door opened.

"Ah, I feel so relieved." Another girl said, while looking like she was sent to heaven.

She noticed us, "ah, do we have guests?"

"No, you're in our place. Our place." Gokudera replied.

The other girl turned around, "ah, have a seat!" She motioned towards the oven.

"WE'RE NOT SITTING IN THE OVEN."

"Why not? It's toasty and warm in there!" One of the girls said.

"And then one's gone and before they know it…all of them are gone." Kotori-san said with a smirk.

"Stop alluding our death!" I shouted to her and she frowned.

"How dare you yell at Kotori!" A girl shouted, jumping at me.

"Stop Yami."

"But-"

"It's fine, he's cute. I like cute things."

Was I just called cute by a girl?

"Hey, Kotori, guess what? I took a real nice break in there and now I feel much better. Seriously, you should try-"

"I'd rather not." Kotori said, stopping her.

"Well then Yami-"

"Don't you even mention my name." She said, with a smile.

CRUEL! Why are they so cruel to their friend!? Hibari walked over to the bathroom and went in. Oh god, is he trying it out? But then, he ran back out.

"It...stinks."

"E hee." The girl said, making a cute face.

THAT'S NOTHING TO MAKE A CUTE FACE FOR.

Reborn smacked the three girls on the head.

"Ow!"

"HOW DARE YOU HIT KOTORI!" Yami suddenly exclaimed.

THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE MAD ABOUT!?

"Hey, that's not fair. THIS IS MY SECOND TIME BEING HIT. Hit those two, two more times!" Kotori said.

OH C'MON, THEY'RE YOUR FRIENDS!

"Alright, sit down everyone and calm down."

Everyone sat down although the three girls were pouting.

"So, let's go over who we are."

"I'm the Bunny Man!" Kotori-san shouted.

"THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID BEFORE!"

"My name is Beth. The great."

"I'm Yamisthemostawesomedragonever."

TOO LONG OF A NAME.

Reborn hit them once more but Kotori dodged.

"YOU KEEP HITTING ME TOO MANY TIMES." She complained.

"HOW DARE YOU HIT KOTORI!" HE DIDN'T EVEN HIT HER THAT TIME!

"My bruises look like mochi~. I wanna eat them." DON'T YOU DARE.

"Hey, Yami, Beth, look. We're sticking to the title. We're in the kitchen."

"Oh wow. Nice~."

STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL.

Reborn coughed and we all got serious.

"So, do you girls know where you are?"

"Toilet Land!"

"No. You are in the Vongola HQ, the strongest mafia group."

"Vongola? As in the clam?" Kotori asked.

"Yes."

Suddenly, Yami started laughing.

"Clammy!" She shouted, while pointing at us.

HOW RUDE.

"Do you know what the mafia is?"

"No, but I'm too lazy to listen."

"I think I do~."

"Shut up Beth, like hell you know."

"Well thanks Yami!"

"Your welcome~."

Reborn calmed them down and began to explain. After a few minutes, he looked at them.

"Do you understand?"

Yami and Beth nodded in unison.

"Wait, I'm sorry. Could you repeat that?" Kotori said, taking out her headphones.

THIS IS GOING TO BE A LONG DAY.