Rigby versus Freddy featuring Deerman.
By Shadowgate
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Rigby was running through the county park happy as can be. He was listening to Kiss's Great Expectations.
He sang his own lyrics to it.
"I'm Rigby the Raccoon and you don't live up to my kick ass performance. When I pick up the controller you wish you could compete with me. But you love to see me score because you've got great expectations."
He started running faster and said "nobody dares try to take me on, my score is tops, just get out the door but if you love me and wish you were me, you've got great expectations."
Suddenly the bright beautiful windy day took a turn. A few dark clouds moved in and a bit of thunder was heard.
Rigby said "man there goes my moment of sunshine and warm feelings."
All of the sudden he heard this "ha ha ha" from a distance.
Rigby said "who said that? Who's laughing at me?"
Rigby started to get irritated.
Rigby went over to Benson and said "Benson there's a jerk who is hiding the park and laughing at me. I want him found."
Benson said "Rigby please if you can't see him how do you know he's laughing at you? Plus if he wanted to laugh at you for something I think he'd come right out and do it. Seriously now days everybody will laugh or say it to your face."
Rigby started whining "well this jerk is playing games with me."
Benson asked "well where do you think he is and who do you think he is? Why do you think he's laughing at you to begin with?"
Rigby said "I don't know" and started sulking.
Benson said "Rigby you may not believe this but I do care about you. Let me guide you as your boss and give you helpful advice. Go back to your room and lie down. Have some privacy and calm down."
Rigby smiled and realized his boss was a good guy.
TO BE CONTINUED
