MILITARY HYSTERIA

CHAPTER 1: HAVOC'S BROTHER

Havoc was sitting at his desk writing a letter:

Dear Brother

So far the Military has been good to me. Yet. People are getting shot, wounded soldiers, Roy still wants to be the Fuehrer still, so, nothings changed. Riza still looks like a cross-dresser, Breda? Still a Blimp, Falman still can't open his eyes', actually. How can he see? He never even blinked before! How in the hell does he know what we look like? When he's never opened his eyes? It's kind of weird actually, and Fuery? Still a scaredy cat, I think Fury should hook up with Scheska! I think they would be perfect for each other! Think about it! They both wear glasses! See! Perfect! Armstrong still looks like he takes steroids. Hell! Maybe he is! And me? I'm still the laid back person you've always worshiped.

Havoc stops writing and taps the pin on his chin, and started to think:

Oh yea! I've been with a lot of sexy women lately ones with coke bottle bodies, short, tall, thick, (but not fat), and ones with big boobs, flat. Yep! I've been with them all! I can't help that a cigarette makes me look so sexy! I can't help that I'm such a babe magnet either! Actually, I try to give Ed tips but he keeps refusing to take them, even though we all know he likes Winry, and yes Ed is still short legged and his brother Al is still in a tin can, so, he can't swim. But don't worry; Ed will come to me for tips when he's ready.

Havoc stops writing again, he then gets another thought he wanted to put on paper

And that guy, Hughes, He so damn obsessed about his daughter! He brings pictures of his daughter Elysia everywhere! Has he ever thought that maybe nobody gives a crap? I mean honestly! It gets tiresome sometime! Sometimes I wish I could just burn those pictures, but then he would just get a camera and take more. Sigh. But other than that the Military is actually not that bad, just less killing would make it better. Well I hope I here from you soon.

Love, your brother Jean

Ps. when you get older you should try to join the military, so we can be together!

Havoc then stopped writing; he stared at the paper for along period time then slammed his head on the table " I just remembered, I don't have a brother."


Havoc is such an idiot, I promise that the next one will be hilarious I chuckled all day at church by the thought of it.