Hello! Super Blahblahblah here with my very first oneshot! (or drabble. I can't tell.)

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"This is speaking" sound effects? (authors notes or points of view.)

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Warning:

This is a very long fic.

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I have no idea why I made this.

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I'm stalling to make this fic. long.

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Now, on with this very short fic!

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A Love Love Story? a JiraiyaxTsunadexOrochimaru fic.

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One day, in a certain hidden shinobi village...

In a certain bar...

Three people reminisce about the past...

"Hey Tsunade! Orochimaru! Remember that time 40 years ago when we were still chuunin? Y'know when I tried to ask Tsunade out?" A somehow drunken Jiraiya asked.

"No, Jiraiya. Tell us again what happend?" replied Orochimaru who was sitting right in front of him.

"Yeah Jiraiya. What happened again?" Tsunade asked after taking another sip of sake. (If you find them OOC that means their really drunk.)

"Well it goes like this..." he said.

Warp like sound and backround appear . (Y'know those things when flash backs appear.)

One day 50 years ago...

In the training grounds of the soon-to-be-legendary-sannins...

Training ends.

"Hey Tsunade," young Jiraiya says.

"Yeah?" young Tsunade replies.

"I-I...k-k-kinda..." Jiraiya stutters.

"What is it?" Tsunade said warmly.

"Wanna go out with me?" he asks. Now with more confidence.

"Eh? Sorry won't happen. I humbly refuse." Tsunade said.

"Aw, c'mon. Just one date. I'll be able to win your heart with just one date." he pleaded.

"Sorry. I like someone else." she sternly? said.

"What! you like someone else!" Jiraiya asked incredilously. "Who is it? Tell me!"

"It's-it's... don't tell anyone 'kay?" Tsunade said. Then whispers to him.

Upon hearing what she said, knowing Jiraiya who's a loud mouth, he shouts "Eh! Orochimaru!"

"Hm? what's that?" Orochimaru calmly asks without knowing what exactly they were talking about.

Jiraiya glares at him and says, "I can't believe you actually like him! I mean look at him he's-"

He was cut off by tsunade's hand and a punch from her.

"What's he talking about Tsunade?" Orochimaru politely asks (Here, Orochimaru is somewhat kind and polite. What! He's young!)

"Ah..Eh.." Tsunade turns red as a tomato. "Um... Oh what the heck! Daisuki! I like you!"

"You...you like me?" asks Orochimaru. (man he's dense!)

"Yeah! I like you!" Tsunade said half-shouting from embarassment.

"I'm sorry but, I kinda like..." he then whispers to Tsunade. Tsunade's eyes bulge and becomes as big as dinner plates.

"Nani! you-you l-l-like" tsunade looks around to see if anyone's there. and says in a whispers, "Jiraiya? You're gay?"

"Oh my God! you like me! You're gay!" Jiraiya, who was actually listening to their conversation, exclaims.

Orochimaru blushes and nodds timidly.

end of flash back? and back to 50 years later...

"Oh so that's what happened..." both Orochimaru and Tsunade said with blank expressions. They don't know wether to be suprised or disgusted or whatever.

"YUP!" Jiraiya proudly says.


end of story.


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