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Chapter 1: Hikiawase

Rating: T

Summary: Kuchiki Rukia had always been fascinated with English Literature. However, she didn't expect this hobby of her to get her this much attention, especially not when she literally ran into her new boss and got hot coffee all over his suit. Nice.

Disclaimer: Bleach belongs to Kubo Tite, however, the story and plat belongs to me.

I found this with just the first two sentences done, so I just kept writing from there and this was born. XD

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"Coffee; do stupid things faster!"

-Unknown

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I am so dead.

No… I was beyond dead. Being dead would have been a privilege, now I wasnon-existent and most certainly am going to be dumped at the Souyoku Prison at the first chance they get.

I had just dug myself into the shittiest shit hole to be ever dug in the history of shittiest shit holes diggers that have ever dug a shit hole. Heck! I should get a Grammy Award for being the Earth's best shitty shit hole digger. Ah yes, I, Kuchiki Rukia had just dug myself into the biggest shit hole to ever exist.

I just hope you understand that this was deep shit.

Deep shit that just happened to start this morning, right when the news of a new Boss reached my ears. It was an understatement to say I was elated, not that I didn't think Ukitake wasn't good enough, but how would you feel if your forty… something year old superior was about to get replaced by another, younger boss. However, that of course didn't show on the outside.

After all, I worked at the prestigious Gotei Thirteen. Composure was a must! So, instead of showing my completely unprofessional happiness through expression, I used it in another, much more presentable manner. Sucking up to the new boss with coffee.

…Evil coffee that would later on become the death of me.

So of course, all of that explains this awkward situation in which I stand now.

"You're… Kuchiki Rukia? Right?"

I nodded, my heart beating rapidly against my chest reminding me of how my new boss's suit was covered in coffee.

"I see…"

A moment of silence…

"Douzoyoroshiku, Kuchiki!"

…I bet he hadn't been expecting me to faint right away, because honestly, neither had I.


Hikiawase: Introduction

Douzoyoroshiku: Pleased to meet you.

So? Was it good? Bad? Horrible? And well, I know it was short, but it's just the introduction, the good stuff comes next chapter.

Well, thank you for reading! Please use that 'Go' button in the lower left and feed the authoress!

Next Chapter: Shakespear didn't know cliché, oh no siree, other wise, he would have written a story about me and my non-existent social life.

Get ready detergent, donuts, and hadnsom young blokes you can't get sick of.