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I love this couple! Kyouya's a little crazier than usual but sure…


Why is absolutely everyone I know crazy? Seriously, do I have some kind of weirdo magnet that I'm unaware of that attracts these psychos to me? I mean; I knew HE was a special case – he once jumped into a freaking sandstorm! – but I didn't realize his friends were just as bad.

'…WHAT in the name of Ra are you doing…' This is what I ask Gingka, Masamune and Benkei, who are all huddling around a hastily drawn chalk circle and strange-looking electronic device.

'We're summoning a ghost!' The fat one tells me, as the others nod vehemently.

'I had a feeling this place has been haunted for a while now, so we're trying to make the ghost come out so we can talk to it and maybe Beyblade and stuff.' Gingka says.

'Of course. A spirit from another realm crosses over to our world solely for the purpose of playing with a children's spinning top.'

'Anyway, you might want to mark yourself with a protective seal, Nile, because if this goes wrong then we might accidentally trap your soul in another dimension.' Masamune says, handing me a Sharpie.

'Absolutely no need to worry about that, gingers like him have no fucking souls anyway.' I feel an arm snake around my shoulder and turn to face HIM – Kyouya.

'Fuck you.' I wriggle out of his arms.

'In one hundred years gingers will be extinct,' He announces, pulling me against him. 'I think it's important we start reproducing now.'

'Two guys can't make a baby, jackass!'

'Okay, so let's just fuck anyway.' He begins to nuzzle and kiss my neck – that bastard knows full well I can't resist him when he does that!

The others, meanwhile, stand there looking slightly creeped out.

'Go summon your ghost.' I bat a hand at them, hoping they'll leave.

They don't.

I wonder what it says for our relationship that this is physically the closest we've been all day?

'Umm, Kyouya? Nile? What are you guys doing on the floor?' Madoka asks, expression torn between concern and troubled.

'Nile is my prisoner until he admits he's my bitch.'

Yep, pinned to the floor by the freakishly strong, blue-haired psychopath because about twenty minutes ago, for absolutely no God damn reason, he just tackled me onto my back and forced himself on top of me.

Still, even if it is completely ridiculous there IS something feverishly exciting about this position…

'Kyouya, sweetie, listen carefully. There is no way on God's green earth I will ever, in any way, shape, or form, admit I am 'your bitch'.'

'Well then, guess we're going to be here a very long time.'

I eventually managed to get him off me by spitting in his face and kicking him in the balls. Who says love is dead?

'Get the fuck back here! I wasn't finished with you! In fact, I hadn't even started!'

Knew I couldn't outrun him for long so sprinted outside where I'd earlier seen an old tree house. I started to climb up the ladder only to find the wide eyes of Yuu and Kenta staring at me.

'We're spies!' Kenta informs me cheerfully.

'Actually we're sitting in what's probably the worst constructed treehouse ever and pretending to be spies, because Tsubasa is too cheap to buy us real toys.' Yuu corrects. 'Why is Kyouya chasing you?'

'Because he's crazy. I don't know…' I sigh and start dragging up the robe ladder just as Kyouya reached the trunk of the tree.

'Oh, real smart hiding place, Nile! You think I can't climb trees?'

Actually, as there were no low hanging branches I genuinely didn't think he could. He scratches his head, stumped for a minute, and then the idiot actually starts ramming his body into the tree.

'Nile, is Kyouya your boyfriend?' Kenta suddenly asks, catching me off guard.

'Hmm, well I wouldn't say that… I'd rather hoped any person I went out with was at least somewhat sane of mind…' My voice trails off as the tree continues to shake every few seconds.

'Kyouya, knock it off! Tsubasa says there's a nest in this tree and if you keep that up you've make it fall!' Yuu yells out the window.

Almost exactly as he speaks, a clump of brown falls from a high branch – Kyouya leaps out of the way, staring at the sad mess on the ground.

'Kyouya, Tsubasa's gonna kill you!' Yuu puts his head in his hands.

I smirk, sit back and wave at Kyouya, who gives me the finger. I think I'm safe for now.

Out of sheer curiosity, I sneak around the back to check what Gingka and all done about the alleged ghost. I find all three of them inside on the sofa, scoffing popcorn and watching TV.

'So what kind of Bey did your ghost have afterwards?' I ask, leaning against the door.

'Oh, we gave up on that after, like, ten minutes.' Gingka answers, not even turning to look at me.

That is true dedication, that is.

Suddenly, two strong arms grab me and begin to drag me backwards.

'Get the fuck off! Guys! It's the ghost! He's dragging me back to the underworld!'

'Nile, relax. It's just Kyouya.' Masamune says. Yeah, no shit, I genuinely thought there was a real fucking ghost – oh, never mind…

'I think I'd rather travel to the Underworld than go with you.' I growl.

He gives me a sloppy kiss and grins.

'You're fucking sexy when you're angry.'

'Don't flatter yourself! I'm mildly irritated at most!'

He's not listening; he's just started dragging me in the direction of his bedroom…

Making out. He kisses like he blades – giving it his absolutely all, attacking wildly, passionately…

'Kyouya, stop biting!'

'Fucking take it, you pansy!'

He suddenly knocks me backwards onto the couch, and I find myself in the same position I'd been trying to avoid all day. Still, this way is a lot more comfortable.

'Kyouya…?' I suddenly break away, holding him at a short distance. He wipes his mouth – lovely, absolutely fucking Romeo and Juliet standard, this is – and stares at me.

'Whaat?' He asks, annoyed.

'I just… I want you to tell me you love me!'

He stares at me for a second, and then burst out laughing.

'Oh fuck; you're serious! Alright then, I'll tell you I love you for a blowjob.'

'Oh, y'know what, just go fuck yourself…' I growl, trying to push him away, but he grabs both my arms and gently pins me against the back of the couch.

'But it's so much more fun when you do it…' He purrs, kissing me again, this time more softly. I relax in his arms, and kiss him back. He's absolutely crazy but he's mine. All mine.

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