Hi people call me Pi.
This is also my first fanfic.
I do not own the Vocaloids.
This one is the three little kittens.
Len and Rin Kagamine and Miku Hatsune, who were dressed as small cats, were huddled together on the living room floor with Meiko Sakine hovering over them. Len, Rin, and Miku had matching striped kitty ears, paws and tails. Only Len had black and white fur with a loose pink bow at the butt of his tail and his ears were in front of his blonde ponytail. He also wore his sailor shirt and baggy black pants, Rin had orange fur and a mismatching tail that was golden. She also wore her sailor-like uniform but it went up so much that it showed her belly button with her short-shorts, and Miku had gray fur with a bow at the top of her head she also had her hair down – it flowed long similar to Luka's. She also wore her polo-tank top, her matching mini skirt and her black knee high socks. Meiko had her shoulder-length brown hair and her red top that showed her entire belly and her matching red mini skirt.
"The three little kittens have lost their mittens and they began to cry, 'Oh Meiko dear see here, see here our mittens we have lost'," the three red-faced kittens sung, flapping their naked hands up and down.
"You've lost your mittens? You naughty kittens! You shall have no sake!!" Meiko replied melodically. It was obvious that the three had already drunken too much, but they pouted anyway.
"Me-ow, me-ow we shall not have sake." The three little kittens harmonized.
"Sing on and ya will!" Meiko slurred.
"The three little kittens found their mittens and they began to cry, 'Oh Meiko dear see here, see here our mittens we have found!'" The three excitedly chirped as they pulled the objects out of their pockets.
"You've found your mittens, you good little kittens she shall have some sake!!!" Meiko joyfully sang, "And so will I!!" Meiko passed around four bottles of sake. Meiko ripped of the top of the bottle and began chugging. Miku slowly opened the bottle, inhaled the rich scent then slowly drank to savor the taste. Len like Meiko ripped the top of the bottle off but drank normally. Rin broke the off the top of the bottle and chugged the sake. All of them had even redder faces, especially Len's - who was extremely sensitive to alcohol.
"Hi Meiko, hi Len, hi Rin, hi Miku!" Kaito chirped happily. Kaito wore his long white and blue coat with his favorite blue scarf, also some brown pants.
Kaito stopped and looked at all of them then after a while he finally noticed that they were drunk. He frowned.
"Meiko, don't tell me-"
"Hahahahaha!" She screeched, "Get him!"
Kaito's eyes widened in horror and he tried to leave the room. Suddenly, Len grabbed the bottom of his coat and with his shota eyes, begged Kaito not to leave. Kaito couldn't bring himself to say no. Then he noticed his scarf was gone. Kaito looked at Meiko, she didn't have it. He heard an evil chuckle behind him, he turned around and saw Rin holding his scarf.
"The three little kittens have found a scarf and they began to cry," Rin began.
"Oh Meiko dear - see here, see here! A scarf we have found." Len and Miku followed.
"You found Kaitos scarf? You good little kittens, burn it is what you shall~" Meiko sang with an evil chuckle. Kaitos eyes widened even more, if that was even possible.
"D-d-d-don't burn it please! Please don't burn it!" Kaito begged on his knees.
"But Meiko dear said to." Len claimed malignantly. At that exact moment, Miku began chewing on the scarf and Rin held Kaito down by sitting on his stomach. The kittens laughed wickedly.
Len began starting the fire in the fire place. When the fire began flickering Miku pulled the scarf out of her mouth and put it in the fire. Kaito screamed. Len took a stick and shoved the scarf to the bottom of the fire. Kaito's scarf was soon reduced to ash.
"You guys are so mean!" Kaito cried glumly with tears running down his face. He ran out of the room scarflessly. The four laughed bitterly in unison.
Then they all collapsed.
Hours later, Len woke up and remembered what had happened. He asked Rin and Miku if they remembered. They replied no.
Moments after Len finished the vivid - but overly exaggerated - story, Miku dashed to the bathroom to rinse her mouth (she doubted that Kaito ever washed his scarf). Rin left the room silently with a scared look on her face. Len sighed.
Well I hope you liked the chapter!
Please review! : P
