The Bodacious E sat in his temporary apartment in michigan. He was about to make a big deal. Holiday season be the best season. He sat in his crib with his homies, Acropolis GD, and LeviAckerman0209.

E was dressed in a hoodie with N.W.A. on it, and jeans with some Jordans.

GD was dressed in a shirt that said "Make America great again!" with some cargo pants.

Levi was in a gay ass sweater and jeans with some adidas.

They were all ready for some good ol Christmas cheer!

Thats when all hell broke loose dude.

"Open up! We have talk of over 200 pounds of dope in here!!!" The Police yelled at The Bodacious E's door.

"Oh shit! Its the fuzz!" Levi shouted.

The Bodacious E slammed his hands down in anger. "How did this happen?!" He looks over at his boi AcropolisGD.

"You been rattin on me bitch?" E asked as he flicked out a switchblade.

GD looked horrified. "Nah! I swear!"

E started smiling. "Boi you think i didnt notice you scrapin off a couple pounds every month?! I let you cause you my boi. But yo pussy ass so damn scared that you called the fuzz on my ass tryin ta save your own skin!"

GD looked ashamed.

"Well your lucky we're in Michigan bitch or i would have already killed you. I swear if i was in my home town i would have your nutskin and make it into a wallet."

GD nodded. "Yes sir."

"Hey E we gotta go, NOW. The cops are gettin ready to break in!" Levi shouted.

E turned and nodded. He focused back on GD. He shanked him in the knee caps and ran to the bathroom with Levi.

GD screamed as the police broke in. E grabbed a bag with about twenty pounds and hopped out, Levi followed.

The cops put GD in handcuffs and called an ambulance. Two officers chased E and Levi down the road. E slid below a car and layed flat and still.

Levi was on the move! Damn that kid was fast! He hopped in a tree just out of sight of those pigs and sat still.

They sat like this for hours until it was on the down low.

E and Levi both got out of their hiding spots and began to walk.

"Dude! The fuck we gonna do?! We have no ride! No place to stay! We're fucked bro!" Levi yelled.

E shushed him and pointed to a sign. It read...

"Royal Woods."

E smiled and so did Levi as they made their way to the Loud House.

They made it to the side with Lincoln's window.

"Damn thats high up..." E said, scratching his chin.

Levi pulled the trampoline over and hopped up. He gripped the window seal and pulled himself inside with difficulty.

E copied his actions.

By the time that he was in the room the kid that was in the bed was completely knocked out.

"Dude! Levi! What the fuck bro! You hit an albino kid!" E whisper hollered.

"He was gonna scream! It aint my fault! Plus he isnt albino. He just has white hair."

E smacked Levi's head. "We need hostages anyway dipshit! Lets round everyone up in that room at the end of the hall!"

They rushed around and took all the sisters into Lori's room.

They were all on their knees as The Bodacious E looked up and saw Levi holding a rag to his nose. It was covered in blood.

"Dude... the fuck happened to you?" E asked.

Levi made an angered expression. "That bitch with a pony tail kicked me! Lynn i think her name is..."

E looked over as he heard the girl chuckle.

Lynn smiled at him.

"Oh you think this is funny bitch?" E asked.

Lynn laughed. "Yep ima have to kick you too."

E smiled. He approached and told Levi to hold her down. Levi did as he was told. E pulled out a knife and held it to her toes.

Lynn laughed...a nervous laugh. "Y-Your bluffing.

E sliced right, taking three toes in the process. She cried out and fell down. Lola threw up.

"Get ready fuckers cause there is PLENTY more were that came from!" E said.

E and Levi turned to the audience and smiled.

"Suh dudes welcome to The Bodacious E's Holiday special! Please leave a suggestion on what you want me or Levi to do. We will legit do ANYTHING you ask. No matter what it is. Happy Holidays everybody." E said.

Please leave suggestions down below on what you want me or Levi to do.