I am hyper as hell and I decided to spew out some verbal diarhea. Read my profile for a reason why.
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So Cyborg was walking or some shit. And he stubbed his toe.. metal foot.. whatever thing on like.. a dinosaur. And it hurt bad and he went all "FFFFFFFFFFFFUCK" and a little boy was nearby and he was like "Mom! He swore!" and Cyborg was like "OH FUCK I'M SUPPOSED TO BE A ROLE MODEL" and he got put in jail for being a bad role model. And so the titans came and visited him or something and he was like "Help I've dropped the soap three times" and everyone laughed. The end.
"FUCK SHIT FUCKING SHITFUCKS SHIT FUCK FUCKITY SHIT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK SHIT FUCKING SHIT FUCKSHITS FUCK," Cyborg swore while twisting his rock hard nipples.
"I AM SO GAY FOR ROBOTS," announced Robin, the Boy Wonder. And he started sweating Gatorade like LeBron James did in those just do it commercials. The fluorescent Gatorade excretion pooled at his feet, and he lapped it up like a little puppy dog.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, without warning, and completely unexpectedly, Beast Boy flew the hell into the room, squatted, pulled down his pants and took a MASSIVE crap on the floor! And there was a gross squishing sound and stuff and it was like "BRRRRLLLLLLLLRRRRNT"! And he was all like "OH MY GOSH I THINK MY ANUS PROLAPSED!" and he was RIGHT!
So Cyborg started waving around his flacid robot penis and swearing because Cyborg SWEARS a whole LOT. And he was like "FUCK. DICKFUCK FUCKING SHITHOLES FUCK FUCKITY PENIS LICKING FUCKNUGGETS ASS BALLS FUCKSCUM FUCK FUCKINFUCKITYFUCKFUCK" And his crazy floppy robo-wang slapped Starfire in the face and she went FLYYYYING through a freaking WALL or something! Through the plate glass wall that looked out on the bay and she like LANDED IN THE EFFING BAY. And Robin went "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo," and he started writing emo-punk music and playing in a BAND! And they sold like FOUR records or something! And the band was called WANKITY WANK AND THE WANKERS!
EFFING YES. YEAH MAN.
And BEAST FREAKING BOY was like "I WANT A MOPED BECAUSE GIRLS THINK VESPAS ARE SO HOT THAT THEY DROP THEIR VAGINA PANTIES ALL OVER AND I'LL BE KNEE DEEP IN VAGINA"
and CYBORG was like "FUCK. I FUCKING LOVE MY FUCKING TEA-CAR" and he had SEX with the CAR! And he was like "OH YOUR TAILPIPE IS SO HOT I'M GONNA FUCK THE FUCKING FUCKER FUCKITY FUCK TAILFUCKINGPIPE" and he put his robot wang into the tailpipe! AND IT WAS LIKE VROOOOOOOOOM CAR EFFING A MY NOSE ITCHES AHHHHHH
And then Cyborg fricking like WHAT THE HELL EVER HE DIED BECAUSE NOBODY EVER LIKES CYBORG HE IS LIKE THE MOST MINOR SIDETHOUGHT CHARACTER IN EVERY STORY IT'S BECAUSE HE'S BLACK ISN'T HE FANFICTION DOT NET IS FULL OF RACISTS.
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OH MAN YEAH NEXT CHAPTER I SHOULD TRY TO WRITE WITH MY ELBOWS
