Okay, well this is a boredom fic. I thought it was cute. It's kinda OOC for shion mostly. I originally posted it as a DGM fanfic but as soon as I posted it I had one person complain in a review that I was so unoriginal because I didn't check to see if there were any other ones like it. ( I guess there were three who did it before me -.-) But that's okay because I edited it so works with Rat and Shion.
Please Enjoy.
Rat sighed. "Finally, an afternoon alone with my brand new script." He said while sitting by himself in the living room.
But the peace was interrupted by a certain whitette. Crashing through the door with a big "WELL, HI RAT!" "Hey Shion," was the mumbled reply.
"Hey Rat! You'll never guess what happened to me in the town this morning. A guy was smiling at me, and talking to me." "Yeah, that's very interesting." Rat said bemused.
"He was being reeeal friendly, and I think he was coming onto me! I thing he might have though I was gay!" Shion said with a huge smile.
Rat cleared his throat. "So... why are you telling me this? Hmm? Why should I care? I don't care. What'd you have for lunch today?" "Well you don't have to get all defensive-" "I WAS NOT DEFENSIVE! Well what do I care if some gay guy you meet, okay, I am trying to rehearse."
"Well I didn't mean anything by it Rat. I-I just think it's something we should be able to talk about." Shion said. But Rat shot him a glare along with the words "Well I do not want to talk about it Shion. This conversation is over." "Yeah but-" "OVER"
"Well okay, but just do you know... ~If you were gay... That'd be okay! I mean 'cuz hey! I'd like you anyway!~" Shion sang.
Rat groaned in frustration.
"~ Because you see, if it weeere meeee. I would feel free to say that I was gay, but I'm not gay.~" He kept on singing.
"Shion, leave. I am trying to practice." Rat growled out. Shion just stared at him for a moment. With this Rat grew irritated. "What!?" He barked out.
"~ If you were queer. ("Gahh Shion!") I'd still be here. ("Shion I am trying to learn my lines!")Year after yeeear! (Shion!)Because you're dear to me! (Gah!) And I know that you! (What?) Would accept me tooo! (No I won't) If I told you today 'Hey guess what! I'm gay!', but I'm not gay!~" Shion sang on even with Rat's continual interruptions.
"~I'm happy!.. Just being with you! So what should it matter to me that you dress up like a girl!~" Shion said hinting to the fact that he snuck into one of Rat's performances.
"SHION, I'LL KILL YOU!" Rat yelled with a blush adorning his cheeks. "NO, THE SONG'S NOT DONE!" Shion yelled back before continuing with his tune.
"~ If you were gaaaay! (Gahh...) I'd shout 'Hooray!' (I'm going to slice you!) Right here I'd stay! (I'll give you to three!) But I wouldn't get in your way! (1) You can count on me! (2) To always beee! Beside you everyday! To tell you it's okay! You were just born that way! And as they say 'It's in your DNA!' YOU'RE GAAAAY!~" (3! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!) "~If you were gay!~" "YOU"RE DEAD!" Rat yelled at the now retreating whitette.
