Oh.

Except Wally hadn't meant to say that. He really really hadn't meant to say that. His ears ring and the little voice inside his head that tells him when he's been stupid (which sound suspiciously like Rob) lets out a long wailing "noooo-".

Swaying on his feet, the world spins, and in front of him Robin is gaping rather unattractively. Wally would say that he looks like a fish out of water except for the fact that he feels like the one gasping and choking on air. His nostrils flare as he tries to discreetly suck in more oxygen, the loud sound of his breathing almost covering up Robin's little sigh of surprise.

"Oh."

Dick pulls of one of his gloves and Wally half expects Robin to slap him in the face with it for insulting his manly honor. Instead he drops it onto the floor along with his other glove and digging his nail under the edge of his mask peels it off. A little spirit gum stays stuck by his eye and his lashes brush it when he blinks into the light of the cave.

Playing with the edge of his cape, his face flushes and he looks at his feet before looking up at Wally, his eyebrows scrunched up in determination and dark eyes crinkled in concentration, he's never looked so cute. Robin licks his lips and Wally follows the movement with his eyes, catching himself he quickly brings his gaze back to Dick's eyes.

"I feel that way too. I'm, uh-" he licks his lips again, face a pretty pearly pink, "I'm fatuated too, heavy on the in."

Getting up on his tiptoes Dick closes his eyes and begins to move in. Wally really doesn't believe that this can be happening, because these kinds of things don't happen to him, he never gets the pretty girl (or boy). Except that it is happening because Dick is close enough for Wally to see the little birthmark on Dick's cheek scrunch up as he pursues his lips slightly and he could probably count all of his eyelashes at this distance. It's then that Wally realizes that he should really just stop thinking and lean the rest of the way over to kiss his best friend.

Dick jerks back, a little surprised yelp echoing across the cave and Wally has just enough time to think that he has messed up horribly and maybe Dick was just playing a really, really cruel prank on him before he realizes that Dick actually couldn't jerk back because Wally's hands are on his ass, keeping him in place.

Face red, Wally figures he's already messed this up enough that what he does next can't possible make it any worse. Feeling the heavy weight of Dick's ass in his hands, his index finger caught in the juncture of round ass and the beginning of his thigh, Wally squeezes two times rapidly.

Yup, that was just as wonderful as he thought it would be.

Rolling his eyes at Wally's glazed look, Dick leans the rest of the way up and kisses his stupid idiot of a best friend.