Mario League Gaming:
Episode 1a
True story: I just found some big piece of paper with Mario x Call Of Duty on it and that's where this LITERALLY came from.
Mario was a master noscoper green shelling along with Wario and Luigi was a half loser and since this was just for fun, all three didn't give a shit about each others points, but they all had dankness in three ways including the scrubness of Mario's bro.
''Get straight, bro! Do you even lift all my coins?'' Wario asked and he was throwing shells at different people and then from nowhere, Mario did some skating and he threw some green shells, at Donkey Kong.
''Yes, I can lift ALL of your coins and then some more.'' Mario boasted, and then he came in WITH LUIGI who had some speed. ''1-on-1 me, m8 or get wrecked.'' Wario said and then he did some shelling to Mario's side and then Luigi left at some good speed
Mario and Wario were versusing each other like true m8's and there was a blue shell from coming from nowhere. ''WHO WAS THAT?'' Wario asked and he was angry because someone was hardscoping and he ran outside from the ASDA. ''Yo, it was me, who is the FLYER!'' Lakitu said and he was a asian dude for some reason, unlike the ''white'' Lakitu.
''STFU, bro.'' Wario replied and then Lakitu did the come at bro pose and Wario ran at him to do an attack, which had some scope, but that almost didn't matter for the noscopers.
''I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD QUICKSCOPE LIKE THAT, BRO!'' Lakitu shouted and he did some yellow shell attack, which is FUCKING FAST and then, while Sonic was just trick-shooting from some random ass tower, which was hidden as fuck, Wario throw a garlic bomb to make Sonic super rekt.
Lakitu shouted ''I'm also a noscoper pro, dumbass.'' and he punched Wario to the ground like an idiot. ''Lakitu, you are a retard, because this is the wrong noscope.'' Ludwig said, dramatically and he got a fire flower and he threw it in the air to hit Lakitu and then he turned into a shell. ''I WILL GET YOU MOTHERFUCKER!'' Lakitu shouted angrily.
Wario and Mario are going to try to rekt each other in a 1v1 match and Waluigi and Bowser might appear like the shitheads they are, but their skills outrank their un-dankness, so the dankest of the trickshot players couldn't even hurt them, but Sonic and Knuckles was just hiding somewhere for a suprise.
Episode 1b will be way better than this stuff!
