A/N fanks to my caterpillar for da help wiv da spellin. i luv you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
my name is spidellicia morticia midnight cruella lestrange-malfoy riddle. my parents are lucius bellatrix and vlodemort (they had a threesome okay!)
i have waste lenth raven black hair wiv red bit in it like blood.i am very tall and thin and most ppl think im anorexic. I have blood red eyes with long eyelashes and they can read ppls minds. i'm not reely anorexic. i joost hav a pirfect figure. i wear lots of black an i hav been mistaken for marilyn mansons prostitute. my favrite bands r MCR GC and evaneescencee.
i am a witch and god and i go to hogwarts skwl near canbridge. coz I'm a goff and I'm attracted to def. im not related to def but i wish i was becos i want to fuck his lights out. i want to him too put his thinggyy in my u know what.
i woke up on monday and killed somebody because i dont like mondays. I goot out of my coffin nd drank sum blood fram the fial neer bye .
i put on black lipstick and a relly short skirt and a top wiv mcr on it. i then tied my slytherdor tie (i had to be put into a new house for slytherin and gryffindoor becos im too talented to just be in one. i also am clever enuff to be a ravencllaw). and put on some thigh high pointy boots. im ttly not a whore.
i met draco outsside the slythendor common room (he changed houses so he cud be wiv me cos he loves me) and we frenched passively liek animols. hes not actually my brther because as it was a threesome only vlodermots thingy actually went into bellatriixs you-know-what. lucius just luvs me like a daughter.
i went down to the gr8 hall for sum vamp-coco pops. you fcking preps " I shooted to some wannabe gothics. and then i saw my best frend hermoine puckle. she is a vampire queen of translvania. she isnt a mudblud anymore bcos vlodemort change her blud by magic. she's a goff liek me . she has sleek shiny hair which is black as da dark. she cud do shampoo adverts but they are for fuckin prepz. she wa etin her coco pops on the slythendor tabl. most of the cool ppl in hogwarts were all changed 2 slythendor wen it was created.
i tipped out my cunt chocula and ate hermoine ate sum chedder as she is da dairy queen of satan and needs to consume milk based producs.
den...
i gasped
fred and george wesly just askd me to a GC concert!11111
i want mor dan 5 good revoiws or else i'm noot continoouing !
