Veronica Mars Joins Facebook

Summary: This a complete crack fic, though I'm going to try to stick to fact :) This is if V joined Facebook.

This chapter is the first two episodes of Veronica Mars.

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Veronica Mars and Wallace Fennel are now friends.

Wallace Fennel-Veronica Mars Thanks so much for cutting me down from the pole and letting me eat lunch with you.

Veronica Mars No problem...you owe me.

Wallace Fennel Why'd I just get a bad feeling?

Veronica Mars likes this.


Weevil Navarro Out late and who do I see? None other than Miss Veronica Mars.

Logan Echolls Figures.

Weevil Navarro What's that supposed to me?

Veronica Mars A.) Weevil don't tag me in your statuses, and B.) You are Facebook friends with Logan?

Weevil Navarro I'm friends with everyone on the internet, baby.

Logan Echolls I have 3,664 friends on Facebook

Veronica Mars Weevil-Don't call me 'baby'. Logan-It's cause your father is famous.


Logan Echolls thinks Veronica Mars is a bitch

Caitlyn Ford and 16 others like this.


Veronica Mars thinks Logan Echolls is a spoilt asshole

Wallace Fennel, Weevil Navarro, and 25 others like this.

Logan Echolls You know you love me, Mars.


Veronica Mars has checked in at Neptune County Court House.

Weevil Navarro likes this.


Veronica Mars-Sheriff Don Lamb You have such a good court presence, good job today.

Jerry Sacks likes this.

Sheriff Don Lamb SACKS! You know she's being an ass, she doesn't mean it.

Jerry Sacks Oh, Sheriff, that's harsh, Veronica was just complimenting you on your cool, especially considering that the wrong video was played in court and you got in trouble with the judge.

Veronica Mars Exactly, Deputy Sacks, I have no idea why the Sheriff always tries to make me out to be such a horrible person, in fact if he spent half the time he spends on incriminating me on actual criminals, there'd be no crime in Neptune.

Jerry Sacks I agree.

Veronica Mars likes this.

Sheriff Don Lamb Mars, don't write on my wall again.


Wallace Fennel At the beach :) Flying planes with V Mars.

Veronica Mars likes this.


Weevil Navarro-Veronica Mars I think you should change your middle name to Blackmail.

Veronica Blackmail Mars-Weevil Navarro You likey?


Veronica Blackmail Mars Feeling accomplished for the day...even though there is a lot ahead and my headlights have suffered.


Veronica Blackmail Mars and Logan Echolls are now friends.

Logan Echolls-Veronica Blackmail Mars Why'd you delete me?

Veronica Blackmail Mars You are gonna pay for my headlights. Now re-deleting.


Veronica Mars likes the Deputy Lamb Fan Club.

Jerry Sacks and Cliff McCormack like this.


Veronica Mars No matter how concealed something is, the truth always comes out.

Weevil Navarro, Wallace Fennel and 3 others like this.


Veronica Mars and Troy Vandergroff are now friends.

Veronica Mars Goldcoast surfing competition, photos for newspaper, loving the new schedule.

Troy Vandergroff And your tires changed.

Veronica Mars And that.

Troy Vandergroff I'm just happy that the mechanics shop class freshman year could come in handy.


Veronica Mars Could today have been anymore awkward?

AN: There you go. Sorry if it wasn't someone's cup of tea, I wrote it for me, and I think I did okay with sticking to the storyline.

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