Arthur's Twelve Days by Emachinescat
A Merlin Fan-Fiction
SUMMARY: Companion piece to Merlin's Twelve Days. Let's see what Arthur gets for Christmas from friends - and foes - and foes that he THINKS are friends. Again, humor laced with ridiculousness with a splash of cleverness. Twelve Days of Christmas, Arthur Style.
Word Count: 432
A/N: Well, you guys asked (and in some cases, pleaded, lol) for this – so here you go, Arthur's version of the Twelve Days of Christmas. Enjoy and REVIEW. :)
Arthur's Twelve Days
On the first day of Christmas, my father gave to me
A servant who drives me insane
On the second day of Christmas, Morgana gave to me
Two killer bracelets
And a servant who drives me insane
On the third day of Christmas, Gwaine gave to me
Three massive headaches
Two killer bracelets
And a servant who drives me insane
On the fourth day of Christmas, Gaius gave to me
Four words of wisdom
Three massive headaches
Two killer bracelets
And a servant who drives me insane
On the fifth day of Christmas, Guinevere gave to me
FIVE STUNNING SMILES
Four words of wisdom
Three massive headaches
Two killer bracelets
And a servant who drives me insane
On the sixth day of Christmas, Princess Elena gave to me
Six snorts of laughter
FIVE STUNNING SMILES
Four words of wisdom
Three massive headaches
Two killer bracelets
And a servant who drives me insane
On the seventh day of Christmas, Lady Vivian gave to me
Seven love potions
Six snorts of laughter
FIVE STUNNING SMILES
Four words of wisdom
Three massive headaches
Two killer bracelets
And a servant who drives me insane
On the eighth day of Christmas, Sir Leon gave to me
Eight vows of allegiance
Seven love potions
Six snorts of laughter
FIVE STUNNING SMILES
Four words of wisdom
Three massive headaches
Two killer bracelets
And a servant who drives me insane
On the ninth day of Christmas, Lady Catrina gave to me
Nine rotten apples
Eight vows of allegiance
Seven love potions
Six snorts of laughter
FIVE STUNNING SMILES
Four words of wisdom
Three massive headaches
Two killer bracelets
And a servant who drives me insane
On the tenth day of Christmas, King Cenred gave to me
Ten poisoned arrows
Nine rotten apples
Eight vows of allegiance
Seven love potions
Six snorts of laughter
FIVE STUNNING SMILES
Four words of wisdom
Three massive headaches
Two killer bracelets
And a servant who drives me insane
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my servant Merlin gave to me
Eleven snarky comments
Ten poisoned arrows
Nine rotten apples
Eight vows of allegiance
Seven love potions
Six snorts of laughter
FIVE STUNNING SMILES
Four words of wisdom
Three massive headaches
Two killer bracelets
And a servant who drives me insane
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my friend Merlin gave to me
Twelve inspiring speeches
Eleven snarky comments
Ten poisoned arrows
Nine rotten apples
Eight vows of allegiance
Seven love potions
Six snorts of laughter
FIVE STUNNING SMILES
Four words of wisdom
Three massive headaches
Two killer bracelets
And a servant who drives me insane
A/N: Well, I hope you liked it, please review! :) Merry (early) Christmas! xD
~Emachinescat ^..^
