Lieutenant Adventures Series 10 Episode 7 29 July 2015. A Wise Old Owl.

"A wise old owl lived in an oak,

The more he saw, the less he spoke,

The more he spoke, the less he heard,

Why can't we all be like that wise old bird?"

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"Why can't we all be like that wise old bird?!" questioned the Lieutenant. "Well, clearly, if we were, it wouldn't be any fun, would it? But it's because we're not that it's so fun. Not one being on Earth is the same as another. Not one being on Gallifrey is the same as another. Not one being in all the many multiverses is the same as another. That is what makes Earth and Gallifrey and all the many multiverses so unique and that is why we can't all be like that wise old bird," said the Lieutenant and stopped. The he breathed.

"Right. I get it," said Ann. "I'll find another nursery rhyme."

"Good," said the Lieutenant. His heartbreak returned. He was heartbroken that he could ever speak to a companion in that way but awaited the next nursery rhyme.

NEXT TIME:

"Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool? One for the master and one for the dame and one for the little boy who lives down the lane."

"Hm?" asked Sandy.

The Lieutenant made his way back to his armchair and sat awaiting Ann.

The Lieutenant

Alfie Deyes

Sandy Ulrich

Vanilla Ice

Catina Gunter

Miranda Kerr

Ann Allen

Julianne Hough

With special thanks to the BBC, FanFiction and Youtube.

Director

Keith Francis

Writer

Liam Hickey

Producer

Amelia Davis

L + J 2015.