It was a cold and windy november evening as bella and edward sat against a hard oak tree, rocking hard as fuck to Linkin Park. Bella was petting Edward's lucious mane as he rubbed his skull against the hard oak, feeling sexual gratification. Soon the sun began to set and edward and bella prepared to go on a romantic stroll. They walked through the forest and partook in the usual conversation of baseball.

"what's your favorite team?" bella asked anxiously

edward, with sweating palms anxiously bit his lip as he mustered "the red sox are a thing right?"

from there Bella was instantly enraged. "The Boston Red Sox are a professional baseball team based in Boston, Massachusetts, and a member of Major League Baseball's American League Eastern Division ( wiki/Boston_Red_Sox). so yeah you could say they're a thing, edward, but if you can't give wikipedia straight information concerning major league baseball teams then you can say that we are not a thing"

edward hung his head in shame as he listened to bella's reasoning. she was right. Baseball determined most of who bella was. How could he satisfy her if he didn't know that the red sox were the world series champions of 1903, 1912, 1915, 1916, 1918, 2004,2007. ( wiki/Boston_Red_Sox)

"listen bella I've been trying but some-

before edward could finish a mystic mist erose before them and a silhouette around 5'6 appeared before them. Edward instantly reacted defensively, throwing himself in front of bella and preparing for one of those really fast vampire fights. the mist soon cleared and before them stood count chocula himself.

"for real doe" count chocho muttered in dismay as he stood staring at the frightened power couple in front of him.

Edward, realizing who it was instantly began to relax. He rose to his feet and helped Bella do the same.

"count chocula? why are you here?" bella asked as she scratched nervously at those weird sores ppl get when they don't do heroine for like 4 days and they're super addicted

Count chocula, not at all concerned with Bella's sores, walked towards them. His path of frosted chocolate cereal shone bright in the moonlight and bella couldn't help but be awed by it's beauty. "I'm here because the Boston Red Sox are owned by Fenway Sports Group, which also own Liverpool Football Club of the premier league in England. The Red Sox are consistently one of the top MLB teams in average road attendance, while the small capacity of Fenway Park prevents them from leading in overall May 15, 2003 to April 10, 2013, the Red Sox sold out every home game—a total of 820 games (794 regular season) for a major professional sports record that lasted almost a decade"( wiki/Boston_Red_Sox)

At this bella was speechless. Her eyes shimmered with tears of joy as she stared awe struck at count chocula. she had never met anyone who understood her at such a level. His eyes shone with wisdom that she had never encountered and his features were sleek and beautiful. His brown hair stood parted in the middle illuminating his thin face. His body was unimaginable even in her most vivid count chocula moved closer to him until she stood just arms distance away and whispered

"I've eaten your cereal even before 1989 when it was recalled and had to be reduced by 9 calories a cup in order to meet national health standards, but tell me why it seems as if I've known you personally my entire life"

At this count chocula grinned and took bella by the shoulder.

"because, I'm good old coach spielbauer. drink water, Bella, water is like oil for your body"

"what" bella said