Just an idea that popped into my head, thought it was amusing. Knowing Greed, I could totally see this happening...
Disclaimer: I don't own FMA, if I did, my favorite villain wouldn't have died...
Ling woke up not in control of his body. Considering that he had gone to sleep that way, this wasn't too much of a surprise. However, when noticed where his body was, it occurred to him that maybe it hadn't been such a good idea to be ignoring Greed last night.
"Greed?"
"Yes, Ling?"
"Where exactly is my body right now?"
"In bed, where does it look like?" Greed was sounding far too satisfied with himself for Ling's comfort.
"I realize that my body is in bed, but my question is who's bed, and why there is another man sleeping in it."
"Well, he and I were both bored, so-"
"On second thought, I don't want to know, just give me back my body so I can leave before Lan Fan finds us."
"Ah, yes, I forgot. You're pickier on who sleep with, and you have the hots for your good-looking bodyguard," said Greed, gleefully.
"Not true!" Ling insisted.
Greed laughed, "Which, you're not picky, or you're not in lust with your bodyguard?"
"I do not have the hots for Lan Fan!" yelled Ling, "Now give me back my body!"
"Oh, that's a lie, and you know it." Greed looked out the window and noticed quick blurs of motion across the rooftops. "Well, if you want control of your body so bad, you can take it!"
Ling was suddenly in control now. He was just about to pull on some pants when he heard Lan Fan's voice from the window.
"Young Lord, what are you doing?"
Ling looked up to see Lan Fan's masked face staring at him. He blushed furiously, "Uh, I can explain this."
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