EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
NEMO
VS
OLIVER
BEGIN
[NEMO]
HELLO LITTLE CAT, I WILL RAP YOU ALL THE WAY
IF THERE ONE THING YOU SHOULD KNOW IS THAT YOU ARE FUCKING GAY
BEING WITH JENNY IS LIKE BEING A HOG
IT MIGHT BE BETTER IF YOU WERE A FROG
DONT NEED TO WORRY I WILL KICK YOUR LITTLE ASS
IF YOU DONT LIKE THIS THEN DONT EVER COME BACK
ALL YOU EVER DO IS LEARN TO BE COOL
BEING WITH DODGER OH YEAH SCREW YOU
[OLIVER]
OH WHO IS THIS BITCH OR IS THIS A HOE
YOU ARE NO GOOD PRINCE IF YOU ARE NEMO
YOU DISOBEY YOUR FATHER AND YOU SWAM OUT TO THE SEA
AND YOU LANDED IN THE TANK AT THE DENTIST YOU SEE
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT I AM WAY BETTER
I HAVE MORE ACTION THAN YOUR CHARACTER
IF THERE ONE THING YOU SHOULD KNOW YOU ARE THE WORST ONE
YOUR AN ASSHOLE ALSO YOU ARE A PUN
[NEMO]
DONT TALK TO ME THAT WAY, I HAVE WAY MANY TALENTS
YOUR TOO SMALL EVEN FOR ALADDIN
BEING IN DISNEY YOU WOULDNT BE ALONE
IF I WERE YOU THEN YOU WOULD GET BONED
YOUR THE WORST CAT OF ALL I'LL SEND YOU TO HELL
WHEN YOU LIVE IN MY DREAM YOU WOULDNT TELL
NO ONE NEED YOU GO BACK TO CAT WORLD BITCH
SAGWA, OPAL, STANLEY, FLO, SNOWBALL, FIGARO, MITTENS
[OLIVER]
OH SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU NO GOOD FAGGOT
ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT IS HOW DANGEROUS IT GET
I CAN EAT YOU ALIVE AND SHOW YOU MY SPECIES
IF YOU COULDNT HANDLE THIS THEN YOU ARE BLUFFING
EVERYBODY KNOW THAT CAT ARE BETTER THAN FISH
THE ONLY THING THAT FISH EAT ARE PIECE OF SHIT
TIME TO SEND TO HELL AND NOW I GOTTA GO
SEE YOU LATER NEMO OR SHOULD I SAY ASSHOLE
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE
