paula deen and the butter king

"paula deen" the butter king cried out as he lay on his table, trying to rest
"yes butter king" the scantaly dressed pala deen bowed before him
"paula deen" he muttered again
"you kno it dtorchers me when u say that becauz u r so yummy" paulla panted just from his tone
"bby come stick me in ur mouth" he called out
"but wulding you much rather prefer me to melt u and rubb you all over the lobsters i have boiling in the basement kitchen?" he asksed taken abac bi the unusual forwardness of the butter
"pala deen stop bitching your fuck ass mouf and put me in it" the buter king scolded
pala cried at this
"stop cryin ratched cook, stick me n ur butter damned mouf fool"
sh had never herd such language from the king befor and she felt so sad a t this that she just fell over in a heap
"damn u deen u cantt dooo oo this to me nto now whauil i am so saucey" he schghouted
"buttt butters kings" she whined"
shh pala" he muterd
she passed out as he screamed dis "are u gnna put ur self in mah faking mouf uhr wat"
"HOW R U TALKING PEDWESTRIAN UR PASSED OUT DED" the butter screamed
"UR SO HOT BUTTR" she screamed ovur and over as she shoved his hole body in and out of his mouth
"stooop sttooop pala dean" and then he completely disapeard down hur throat and melted and there was sum around he r lips like wow aand they never made love agian because she got ded