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After rounding up Kallen, C.C., Suzaku, Rolo, Shirley, Milly and Rivalz, Lelouch began to explain why he had brought them all to a rundown old shack out in the middle of the woods behind the Ashford Academy.

"...Are we gonna have an orgy?" Rivalz asked hopefully.

Lelouch shook his head. "Sorry, Rivalz my dear boy, but that's not until Saturday!"

"Damn..."

"Anyway," Lelouch continued, "I've decided, since we have nothing better to do with our time, we shall make a movie...based around Internet Memes!"

"ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!" Kallen exclaimed.

"There is no shit involved, Kallen, no shit involved...yet,"

Picking his nose, Suzaku remarked, "Hey, do you remember that last movie we made, Lelouch? It was a fuckin' disaster..."

Lelouch remembered it well indeed...


SUPER GEASS!!!

Rolo: Yo, guys! 'Sup?

Lelouch: Rolo, where have you been, man? You almost gave me a god damn heart attack. Let me see it. Did you pussy out or what?

Rolo: No-no, man. I got it, It is flawless. Check it!

Suzaku: [examining the fake ID] Britannia. All right, that's good. That's hard to trace, I guess. Wait, you changed your name to...McLovin?

Rolo: Yeah.

Suzaku: McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Rolo? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?

Rolo: Naw, they let you pick any name you want when you get down there.

Lelouch: And you landed on McLovin?

Rolo: Yeah. It was between that or Muhammed.

Lelouch: Why the fuck would it be between that or Muhammed?! Why don't you just pick a common name like a normal person?

Rolo: Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book for once.

Suzaku: Rolo, have you actually ever met anyone named Muhammed?

Rolo: Have you actually ever met anyone named McLovin?

Lelouch: No, that's why you picked a dumb fucking name!

Rolo: Know what, fuck you, man.

Lelouch: Gimme that. All right, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"!

Suzaku: What?! One name? One name? Wh--Who are you, Seal?

Lelouch: Rolo, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?

Rolo: Lelouch, Lelouch, Lelouch. Listen up, ass face. Every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. How many 21-year-olds do you think there are in this town? It's called fucking strategy, all right?

Suzaku: Stay calm, okay? Let's not lose our heads. It's--It's a fine ID. It'll--It's gonna work. It's passable, okay? This isn't terrible. I mean, it's up to you, Rolo. This guy is either gonna think "Here's another kid with a fake ID" or "Here's McLovin, a 25 year-old Britannian organ donor." Okay? So what's it gonna be?

Rolo: [grinning] I am McLovin!

Lelouch: No, you're not. No one's McLovin. McLovin's never existed because that's a made-up, dumb, fucking fairy tale name, you fuck!


Lelouch chuckled at the memory of it. "We shoulda won that Emmy..."

"So, are we gonna make this damn movie or not?!" C.C. snapped.

"LET'S DO IT!!!" Milly proclaimed in a unnaturally deep voice.

Lelouch reached into a wheel barrow and pulled out a large plastic grocery bag. "I got all the supplies we need right here! NOW...LET'S KICK SOME MOVIE ASS!!!"

Everyone let out cheers of excitement and rushed out of the shack, locking the door behind them. They apparently forgot that Shirley was still inside...