Hidan was sitting on the highest point of the Akatsuki hideout, thinking again. Most people had died and the Akatsuki was no more, he was one of the few still alive, thanks to Jashin, Zetsu has found him and sewed him up. He was thinking about why he joined the organisation in the first place. As he stayed longer, he familiarised with the ways people worked, and caught himself constantly daydreaming about them.

He got to know the individuals more and more, and he has come up with something like a list, to match everyone with a description of some sort. He kept this to himself, sometimes he would take it out and read it. It made him feel assured that all the other people had flaws as well.

Akatsuki by Hidan

Pein – suicidal leader. In order to save the ones who died at his hands he was killed in the process of reviving them. Why the fuck kill them in the first place?

Konan –She is fucking paper.

Sasori – He got killed by that pink haired girl (aka. Weak shit). NOT cool.

Itachi – Stripper. I have no idea how many times he has took the coat off. In front of everyone...

Kakuzu –Gold fucking-digger.

Zetsu – Cactus with miniature brains the size of peanuts. He's a fucking plant.

Tobi – Immature "good" boy.

Deidara – Suicide bomber.

Hidan read the list over twice. He didn't let the fact that someone was missing from the list slip from his sight. It wasn't that he has forgotten to put Kisame on, it was that he hasn't got a perfect description for him yet.

That was the reason he took the list out today. After a LONG time of thinking and consideration. He has come to the conclusion to add a new name to the list.

Kisame – Fish cake :D

His favourite food...

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