Disclaimer: This story has humor and some stupidity. By stupidity I mean some of it is illogical for something Pokemon-based, so it's not going to be completely in sync with Pokemon stuff.

"Yes, Kanto is good and peaceful and all, but really, don't you think it needs a government?" says Ben, a tourist from the United States, to Brian (a Pokemon trainer), who was giving Ben a tour.

"Well, I see your point, but I mean, Kanto is peaceful as long as there are Pokemon," says Brian.

"Then explain to me why Team Rocket hasn't just been suddenly shut down," Ben says, "It's because there is no military, so that's what Kanto needs."

"Well, yeah, actually, I don't even know why there is no government, because there should be some enforced way to protect Pokemon."

"Wait, a minute, what's Pokemon?"

"Dude, I already told you that! Did you even listen man?"

"Maybe you did, maybe you didn't. Either way, I forgot."

"Wait, do you even remember what you just said? I just want to test your memory."

"What?"

"I said, Wait, do you even remember what you just said? I just want to test your memory."

"What?"

Brian scowls. "I said, Wait, do you even remember what you just said?. I just want to test your memory."

"What?"

"Oh no, your memory is disappearing! I'm gonna have to take you to the Pokemon Center to see Nurse Joy!"

"Wait, what's Pokemon?"

"Don't worry, my friend, just follow me." Brian grabs Ben by the arm and tugs him to Viridian City.

To be continued...