The Mario Chronichles *NEWLY REDONE*
by T Bone

Chapter 1

Mario and Luigi were playing a game of Mushroom Kingdom monopoly in Mario's house...
"Hey, Luigi!" Mario said sneakishly. "Uh....what?" Luigi said, in a worried voice "You landed on the Mushroom Palace you owe me 930 golden coins! Ha ha!" shouted Mario "Ugh, not again" Luigi said giving the rest of his coins to Mario "Dangit! I lost again!" "That's cause you suck" Wario snickered as he walked in "Hello! Anyone miss me?" "Yeah right" snickered Mario "What do you want Wario?" asked Luigi. "I want you to meet your brother, Waluigi!" Waluigi walks in, "Hiya!" "HA HA!" Luigi laughs "That's so funny Wario" Waluigi walks up to Luigi and slaps him "He he he!" jokingly laughs Waluigi. Mario laughs "Wario, is this a joke?" "I am no joke!" yells Waluigi "HOW DARE YOU!" points at Mario "nice finger!" laughs Mario. "Oh forget it" Wario and Waluigi leave. As the camera shots fade out, Mario and Luigi laugh there heads off!

Camera comes back, this time in Wario's broken down, dark, "house", with Wario and Waluigi sitting on the floor...
"That was mean" crys Waluigi. "Listen you little Baby!" yells Wario "You're supposed to be evil!" "But, I thought Mario and Luigi were the evil ones!" "Huh?" "DUH!" "Hm..." "Mwa ha ha" laughs Waluigi "wait, why am I laughing?" Waluigi starts crying again "Baby" Wario says snickering "Look at me! I'm Wario! Ga ga goo goo" Waluigi says as he runs in a circle, making fun of Wario! "Why u little, wuss!" yells Wario "Cheese breath!" yells Waluigi "Well at least I eat! Your so skinny when the painter comes in he thinks your a wall! HA HA HA!" Wario laughs as Waluigi runs out balling his head off! Camera fades

Camera comes back again, this time Peach and Daisy are having a heated arguement with Birdo listening in...
"Bitch" yells Peach "Hoe" yells Daisy "Oh yea, well at least I got some!" "From whom, Toad?" "No, as a matter of fact, it was Bowser!" "No wonder that explains your face" "Yea, well at least i'm not flat! Flat-Chest!" "Back off, dino-fucker" "Hey!" "What?" "Your mama!" DK walks in "Bitch fight!" DK does his usual laugh. "SHUT UP DK" Yells Peach and Daisy. DK leaves. Birdo falls through the ceiling "Stupid Ceiling!" "Shut up Bird-fucker" "Thanks! Oh wait, ah crap" Birdo runs away! Peach and Daisy begin laughing there heads off! "Shut up Fag" yells Peach "Make me you mario-wannabe" yells Daisy "EEEEWWWWWWWW" Peach runs away "Ditz!" yells Daisy. Camera fades


THE END (well not actually)