Authors Note: Ok well this is my first story and Im writing it cause my friend is starting to write fanfics and she was like why don't you do one to so was like ok cause she thinks i am legendarily (is that even a word???) Funny. so there for this story was born. It is in no way serious it's pretty random but hey whatever. Also they might be a little out of character but bear in mind i have not watched my best friend play it in like almost a year so the ending bit might also be a bit wrong so my bad...
Disclaimer: I in no way what so ever own the characters or the ending or anything at all to do with Resident Evil 4.. if i did then ashley would have Died like halfway through the game and Leon would have just gone on and finished the game with out her constantly getting captured or shouting out "LEON, LEON" at the top of her lungs and just standing. Anyway on with the story...
Leon stood there waiting impatiently for the lift to come up 'God Ada's a bitch' Leon thought to himself. "This lift is taking forev-" Leon was cut of by Ashley insistantly tapping him on the shoulder "Leon." she whispered "What Ashley?" Leon replied super annoyed at the moment "Look." Leon looked over to where Ashley was pointing, to where there was the spirit of Tasmania anchored next to the dock which held none other then Ramon Salazar, Lord Saddler, The Merchant, A couple of Ganandos, a few Castle Goons and now Ashley all of which were boarding the Spirit. Leon quickly rushed over to the others, but was stopped by a Ganando in a guard suit "Orrrrrrrrgh" he demanded "'What?" Leon asked clearly confused and frustrated he just wanted to get on the freaking boat there was like a minute left before the place blew up!!!! "Orrrrrrrrgh" he demanded again "What the Fuck are you on about???" Leon asked cocking his gun getting ready to shoot. The Ganando and Leon were giving eachother the death glare, "Orrrrrrrrgh" the Ganando demanded again, Leon was just about tell him to get Fucked but got cut off by Salazar Shouting "He wants to see your bus pass you fucking dim wit." "Oh" Leon said while looking for the bus pass he had recieved when he had first entered the castle. "God he's a retard" Salazar Mumbled to himself. After Leon had finally managed to get on the Spirit he got Complimentry flower necklace, a ukelyle, a hula skirt, an Umbrella Corporation bathroom kit, and a can of coke with happiness written on it."Um im just gonna go for a nap" Leon said felling really awkward getting all this crap from a Ganando and watching a midget dance around in a hula skirt "Fine fine go" Salazar said not really paying attention to what Leon was saying. Leon started walking to his cabin and noticed that Ashley was following him. "Hey Leon..." Ashley said "Yes Ashley" Leon said clearly annoyed that even though they were somewhat out of danger she was still following him! "Um Maybe when we get to your cabin we could do some... Overtime" "Uhhh... No" Leon replied. There was an awkward silence in the hall, but the silence was broken by Salazars feminine laugh "He hehehehehehehehe Ashley really is a whore!!!" Salazar practically shouted to the whole world, Which then made Ashley runaway crying, which then made Salazar, Saddler and The Merchant sing the macarena or in The Merchants case the macarena... stranger. "God this is gonna be a long boat trip" Leon muttered to himself.
Authors note: ok hope that was ok it is short but hey its just a prolouge the chapters will get longer please read and review no flames but constructive criticism is welcome I will try to update soon....
