A/N: my friend's writing a truth-or-dare for Big Time Rush, so i thought "hmm... why don't i make one for book thief?" so here it goes...
DISCLAIMER: what do you think?
Me: Well, here we go. Truth or dare.
Rudy: I don't want to play. Do we have to?
Me: Liesel's playing, too.
Liesel: I haven't agreed to this, yet!
Rudy: Oh well, saumench. Deal with it.
Liesel: Ugh… why are you so difficult?
Rudy: Let's just say it's a gift.
Me: Can we just get to the game, now?
Liesel: Fine. How do we play?
Me: Well, we need people from Fan Fiction to review this with dares or truths. I'll pick some of the best ones-
Liesel: I'm not kissing Rudy.
Rudy: Oh, that's okay. You don't have to kiss me back.
Liesel: PLEASE CONTINUE WITH THE RULES.
Me: Thank you. I'll pick some of the best dares and you two, and whoever else shows up, have to do them. They can ask truth questions, too. And I have no control over what they ask.
Rudy: That's not fair.
Liesel: Oh, I have a dare for Rudy right now.
Rudy: What is it?
Liesel: I dare you to paint yourself black again and race the Hubert Oval-
Rudy: I already did that.
Liesel: But you have to do it naked.
Rudy: You would like to see that, wouldn't you?
Liesel: Eww! Gawd, no! I just want you to embarrass yourself!
Rudy: Oh, sure you wouldn't-
Me: Okay, well then! That's all the time we've got for now, so just-
Liesel: PERVERT!
Rudy: SAUMENCH!
Me: REVIEW WITH DARES PLEASE! (To Liesel and Rudy,) shut up, will you?
PLEASE REVIEW OR THIS STORY WON'T GO ANYWHERE!
