A/N: my friend's writing a truth-or-dare for Big Time Rush, so i thought "hmm... why don't i make one for book thief?" so here it goes...

DISCLAIMER: what do you think?


Me: Well, here we go. Truth or dare.

Rudy: I don't want to play. Do we have to?

Me: Liesel's playing, too.

Liesel: I haven't agreed to this, yet!

Rudy: Oh well, saumench. Deal with it.

Liesel: Ugh… why are you so difficult?

Rudy: Let's just say it's a gift.

Me: Can we just get to the game, now?

Liesel: Fine. How do we play?

Me: Well, we need people from Fan Fiction to review this with dares or truths. I'll pick some of the best ones-

Liesel: I'm not kissing Rudy.

Rudy: Oh, that's okay. You don't have to kiss me back.

Liesel: PLEASE CONTINUE WITH THE RULES.

Me: Thank you. I'll pick some of the best dares and you two, and whoever else shows up, have to do them. They can ask truth questions, too. And I have no control over what they ask.

Rudy: That's not fair.

Liesel: Oh, I have a dare for Rudy right now.

Rudy: What is it?

Liesel: I dare you to paint yourself black again and race the Hubert Oval-

Rudy: I already did that.

Liesel: But you have to do it naked.

Rudy: You would like to see that, wouldn't you?

Liesel: Eww! Gawd, no! I just want you to embarrass yourself!

Rudy: Oh, sure you wouldn't-

Me: Okay, well then! That's all the time we've got for now, so just-

Liesel: PERVERT!

Rudy: SAUMENCH!

Me: REVIEW WITH DARES PLEASE! (To Liesel and Rudy,) shut up, will you?


PLEASE REVIEW OR THIS STORY WON'T GO ANYWHERE!