Summary: He was the only one who ever really understood her,one of the few people to chose to be her friend.There was something about him,the looks,the attitude,everything.But there was that slight complication that he works for her dad though.Jonda!

Disclaimer:I own nothing! I don't own X-men, Barney, The Muppets and the movie and book 'The Shining'

A/N: This is my first attempt at a story that is purely Jonda, usually I make Jonda a side-couple, so be nice! Also, I suck at accents so don't flame just because of that. And I added a slight Romy in here just for fun!

Wanda was getting tired of that incessant ringing going on in the BoM household, 'Why does no one ever answer the door?' She asked herself and got out of bed, at five in the morning no less, to answer the door. It was raining again, like the last four days, and she wanted to stay comfy in her bed.

"Stupid little pests, you would think that Apocalypse would knock some sense into them into being more responsible but nooo, they had to be heavy sleepers" Wanda said as she opened the door to reveal three men, one that was very tall and had black hair, another with demon-like red-on-black eyes, and another who had spiky orange hair and seemed to be very interested in a lighter.

"Arent you my father's goons?" Wanda asked without being polite, you probably would have forgotten your manners if you had been woken up at 5 in the morning.

"Bonjour petite" The one with demon eyes greeted, I'm sick of him already.

"What are all you doing here?"

"Your father sent us here" The tall one said.

"Why? Is he finally dead?" Wanda was about to do a happy dance.

"I wish he was dead too!" The lighter-guy said laughing hysterically.

"Non petite, he is away and told us to stay here"

"Why in the world would I wanna-" Wanda was cut off by her brother.

"Yo Piotr! Remy! John!" Pietro walked in and did that guy handshake thing with each of them, Wanda looked at them in disgust.

"Did you know that they were coming?" Wanda asked her annoying twat of a brother.

"Uh yeah"

"Then why didn't you answer the door at 5 am!" Wanda then stomped off back to her room to get some more sleep; it was a Saturday after all.

"Sheila's got a temper" John commented when he heard her door slam shut.

"Dat she does" Remy walked into the Boarding House along with Piotr and John.

"So, guys, why are you here again?" Pietro asked.

"Your father is away on business" Piotr answered knowingly.

"Hope he dosent come back" Pyro began doing that loud, (A/N:Yet extremely cute) evil laugh.

Wanda's Room

'This is strange, I don't seem to go back to sleep, maybe music will help' Wanda turned on the radio but got a screechy sound the second she put it on.

"Ahhh! I hate when the rain interferes with the reception, it was bad enough that we got two blackouts yesterday" Wanda was referring to Bayville's rain season, which started around four days ago, the sun was rarely seen, only cloudy skies and lots of rain.

Wanda kept flipping stations until she got one with a good reception, but it was one of those songs she didn't like, she preferred rock to lovey-dovey but she didn't have much of a choice did she? It was this or hearing the guys fighting over the remote.

Living Room

Rogue walked in the boarding house looking for Wanda, soaking wet might I add.

"Chere ce que vous est arrivé? Etes-vous bon?" Remy asked her what happened and asked if she was okay, knowing she would understand the French.

"Je suis beau, que faites-vous ici de toute façon?" Rogue countered in French, she asked him what he was doing here.

"Ehem" Pietro cleared his throat; everybody was staring at the French-speaking southerners.

"Sorry, what are ya even doin' here Swamp Rat?" Rogue used his infamous nickname.

"Remy could ask you de same question" He perked an eyebrow.

"Here to see Wanda" Rogue pushed past him, Remy stopped her though and handed her a towel.

"Here cher, you must be cold"

"Thanks" Rogue grabbed it and went upstairs.

The first thing Rogue did was laugh hysterically when she reached Wanda's room.

"What?" Wanda asked.

"You're listening to love songs!" Rogue said in between laughs.

"It was either this or," Wanda then turned it to the next station and a voice of a guy who sounded freakishly like Barney said "Welcome to the Kids Station! Our next song is sung by the Muppets!" Rogue's eyes went wide.

"How about the otha stations?"

"Bad reception"

"That's understandable" Rogue sat on Wanda's desk chair.

"So, what are the stupid Acolytes doin' here?"

"My dearest father sent them here 'cuz he has to save a country" Wanda's voice dripped with sarcasm.

Rogue smirked and said, "Ah bet ya lahke that they're stayin' here don't ya?"

"What!"

"Ah mean, they are a step up from Toad and Blob"

"Whatever"

"Except that guy with the spiky orange hair is kinda insane aint he?" Rogue was trying to find out what Wanda thought about these guys.

Rogue thought, 'She wouldn't like Collosus because well, it's Wanda and she wouldn't, then there's Remy, he's mine…I mean some other girl's…moving on…there's that fire-guy, there might be potential there, hmmm…'

"John? Yeah a little"

"Oh, so ya know his name?" Rogue's smirk grew larger.

"Heard Pietro talking about him" Wanda acted casual, after talking some more, Rogue left and Wanda turned off the radio and went into the living room to watch TV, she sat down and watched a horror movie and didn't notice the cute flame-haired Aussie sitting next to her.

Flick Flick Flick Flick

Wanda turned her attention to her left and saw that John was playing with his lighter.

"Ello there sheila" He turned to look at her and put his lighter in his pocket.

"Do you always carry that thing around" Wanda indicated to his ligher.

"Yup, it's my good luck charm" Pyro stroked it like his baby.

Wanda rolled her eyes but managed to smile at the face he was making.

"So, sheila, I'm guessing your not so chummy with that ass you call your dad?"

"Don't call me 'sheila' and yes, I hate him"

"We got something in common" Pyro smiled mischievously remembering the tape he kept on watching with Magneto getting beaten up by Apocalypse, it was very annoying that Wolverine had to ruin it though.

"He wasn't too much of a good father in the least" Wanda's smile disappeared.

"I know, that asylum he sent you too wasn't the most fatherly thing to do, but maybe that's cuz he cares about you" Pyro also made a serious face.

"He doesn't, he just cares about power and himself, I hate him so much for locking me up"

There was a silence between them but neither of them felt awkward, it seemed more like a comfortable silence, even when the two just met.

"Hey, cool! The Shining! I love this movie!" Pyro noticed what movie was on the screen.

"Oh me too! I loved the book too"

"Wow, we have a lot in common, she-Wanda" Pyro genuinely at her and she smiled in return.

(A/N:Some of you may find it weird that Pyro likes scary things and he's a complete psychopath but I'm slightly basing this on the X-men comics when Pyro liked writing gothic novels)

After the movie

"Well, it was great hanging out with you, me and my lighty have a date soon" John stroked his lighter.

"You make that sound sick" Wanda walked to her room.

"Thank you" Pyro then laughed his evil laugh and went away.

Wanda's room

ring ring ring ring

Wanda's cellphone started ringing, 'Oh shit what if someone called when I was downstairs'

"Hello?"

"Hey Wanda, Ah left ya a couple messages, where'd ya go?" Rogue asked curiously.

"Um, no where, so, what's up?" Wanda asked trying to change the subject.

"Ah can tell ya're lyin' but Ah'm gonna let it slide for now" Rogue smirked.

"Whatever," then they talked about other stuff, after they hung up, Wanda rested on her bed and then a thought came into her head, 'I had a good time today, it was fun, but I spent it with John, king of insane, but kinda cute nonetheless, argh! Snap out of it Wanda!'

knock knock

"Come in" Wanda grumbled.

"Is this a bad time sheila?"

"Oh, hey John, no, and for the last friggin time, don't call me Sheila"

"Ok, just wondering, do you wanna have breakfast with me tomorrow?" John looked at his feet feeling embarrassed.

Wanda smiled and answered, "Sure" John smiled at her then left the room

Next Day

A ray of sunshine hit Wanda on the face as if someone opened her window the next morning, it was 8 am on a Sunday and she needed to sleep.

"C'mon sheila! Bright and early!" John's voice rang through Wanda's head and it helped her get up a little more.

Wanda groaned but stood up anyway and picked out her usual outfit and met John downstairs, he was all dressed and ready.

"Why do we have to go this early anyway?"

"Because Lance is still asleep and I need to borrow his car" John literally dragged Wanda outside. They got into the car and remember that saying 'How a maniac acts is the same way he drives'? Ok, so maybe they don't say that but it was true, John was driving like he was being chased by the mental ward, which was very possible.

"Slow down John!" Wanda held on to the chair for dear life.

"Wooohooohooo!" were the only things she heard out of John.

"Where are we?" Wanda asked dizzy from the car ride.

"The best pancake house in town!" He said as he opened Wanda's car door for her.

"Well aren't you a gentleman? Who are you and where's the John who drove us here?" Wanda joked sarcastically.

"Oh haha" He answered sarcastically. He led them both into the small diner-type restaurant.

Five minutes later… "You were right, these are the best pancakes ever!" Wanda dipped hers into the maple syrup some more.

Pyro smiled while staring intently at her.

"What?" Wanda asked.

"Nothing, just that some people regard you, heck, even I regarded you as being the ice-cold bitch, but you're really not"

"Am I supposed to take that as a compliment or an insult?"

"I was leaning more towards compliment, but take it whatever you want" John smirked and he heard a small "splat" sound and noticed Wanda had tossed some of her maple syrup on him.

"OH! So that's how you wanna play, huh?" Pyro then got some of his own maple syrup and hit Wanda with it too.

Wanda looked at him with an evil expression and then held her water and spilled it all over him, he did the same thing but she used her powers to reverse it on him and now he was twice as wet.

"Sheila, you play a hard game" Pyro then picked up all the condiments on the table which were more maple syrup, sugar, whipped cream, butter and regular cream, he took them all and quickly spilled them on Wanda.

"You did not just do that!"

"I think I did" Wanda then took the same condiments from the other table and was going to do the same thing but John ran out. She chased him without listening to the restaurant owner screaming that he needed them to pay and not to take his condiments.

"You are so getting it" Wanda was a good runner and got to him quickly. She spilled all the things on him and then both noticed they had nothing to dump on each other and just started a pathetic game of tag around the empty parking lot of the restaurant.

After tiring themselves out, they got into the car laughing at the way they both looked, there was food and water all over them, how they were going to explain these thing to the rest of the brotherhood and the acolytes they had no clue.

When they got back to the BoM residence, people stared at them like they were Wolverine playing chess with Sabertooth.

John and Wanda looked at their housemates and then at each other and started laughing hysterically, John laughed so hard Wanda had to help him regain his balance, the two walked off to take a shower and just left the BoM and Acolytes staring at the place where John and Wanda both stood.

"If he lays a finger on my Wanda, I'm gonna…" Toad started getting angry.

"What? You gonna stink 'im to death?" Remy laughed.

"No…" Toad was thinking of something to say.

"Don't even try it Toad" Lance just came back from the garage to make sure his car was still in one piece.

"Why not yo?"

"Cuz I think Pyro really likes her and Wanda really likes him"

"How do you know?"

"He has the same look in his eyes just like I did for Kitty"

"Awww, Lance is getting all sweet and fuzzy inside" Pietro snickered.

"Le petite fille Kitty sure has got Lance wrapped around her little finger, non?" Remy joined Pietro in the snickering.

"John also has that same look Remy has for Rogue and Pietro has for that new girl, X23 right?" Lance grinned very evilly and left.

"Asshole" Pietro frowned.

"You got dat right mon ami"

I might update soon but only if I get reviews! So…please be nice and leave a review!