Who Knew Snow was an Aphrodisiac?

Summery- Who knew it took an accident on a cold winters day to get feelings out into the open? Howince slash.

Disclaimer- I do not own Mighty Boosh, the wonderful Noel and Julian do :)

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It was a cold November night, the street lights making the fallen snow of that day glowing an earthly orange. Howard Moon, man of action, awoke to find sleep impossible to get back to. It was cold, the heater got broke after Bollo ate another batch of Naboo's home-made hash brownies, and thought the devil was trying to rip his heart through his kneecaps. He tackled what he thought was the devil, but turned out to be their only means of warmth in the flat, it was just painted red by Vince when he was bored once.

Speaking of Vince, he wondered how the thin goth was coping in this coldness. His mind drifted to an image of holding his friend in his arms during the night, kissing and smelling that raven hair he was fasinated with-

'Woah now, where did that come from?' Howard thought to himself. He liked his friend, but not in that way, he didn't think anyway...

He made his way to the Goth's room and opened the door, expecting to see Vince under his covers, tucked up nicely. But no-one was in there, the covers were roughly tossed aside and the neon yellow and pink pyjamas that Vince usually wore were scattered on the floor. Confused, Howard went downstairs to see if his friend was around.

He turned on a light and saw no-one in the kitchen or the front room, but his eyes did fall on a note on the table in front of their retro sofa.

'Howard, if you read this, I couldn't resist going out in the snow now. If you need me I'll be in the park behind the flat, Vince'

The jazz mavarick rolled his eyes as he thought of Vince out there, playing in the snow and slowly freezing himself to death. He got his coat and thick boots on and went out to look for him.

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Vince Noir, rock and roll star, was wearing his red glam rock ski suit from when he and Howard went to look for that stupid egg, and was currently working on a snowman in the shape of an elephant wearing a party hat and a tutu, until he notised a figure watching him. He stood still as his mind wondered who it could be, friend or attacker. The figure came close to him, making the goth step backwards until he fell over into his white powdery statue, the whole thing falling on top of him and covering him from head to toe.

He knew the figure was next to him, so he tried to yell for help, only for the figure's hand grab his wrist and help him out of his snowy prison. He breathed a sigh of relief when he saw it was just Howard, looking slighty annoyed.

"What are you doing, you idiot?" He snapped, but regretted it when he saw the hurt look on his friend's face.

"I wanted to play in the snow in the dark, my mates can't see me being childish then when I'm meant to be cool" Vince answered back, bending down to gather snow up to remake his elephant.

Howard sighed "I'm sorry little man, I just want to get back into the warm, and I was worried about you-" His words were cut of by a handful of snow landing in his face and mouth. When he cleaned it off, he saw his friend doubled over with laughter. Howard saw this as his chance and tackled his gothic friend to the ground.

"Think that was funny, lets see how much you do love the snow" Howard smiled, in a playful angry way and proceeded to shove handfuls of snow down Vince's ski suit, making the goth shout and jump about, but Howard straddled his thin frame to hold him down as he kept piling in the cold white powder.

Soon Vince couldn't wriggle anymore from becoming tired, and just lay still under Howard. The jazz maverick then notised Vince's body shuddering and his lips going blue and realesed him. He gathered his friend in his arms and rubbed Vince's arms, trying to get warmth into his system.

Vince was enjoying the feel of the larger man hugging him, he'd always thought what it'll be like if they did this in bed together, sleeping spooned together and waking up to each other, happy. Once he felt warm enough, he gave Howard a kiss full on the lips.

Howard jumped away from Vince, pushing him to the snow covered ground. His horror-stricken face was the last thing Vince saw before his friend ran back towards the flat "Howard, wait..." He called out, but Howard didn't come back.

"I love you...I'm sorry..." He said quietly, feeling the tears starting to form in his eyes. His wiped them away and ran the opposite way to the flat, towards the forest behind him.

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New slash bit angst, but i like them that way lol from chugirl2526.