Chapter 1 - Books

I don't read many books at all , but I'm sure if I wrote one (hey) it would be the worst book of all time ,

but I want to torture the world because I watched an entire episode of Pee Wee's Playhouse today

because I thought it was going somewhere , and it went to hell and now everyone else must go to hell.

I don't read many books , but I do read the reviews on the books. I mean I start reading them and I get excited , I'm like going up to random people " yes , yes , I love this book " , though I probably would get bored before the first chapter ends. When I was younger I would get bored with all the deceptiveness of the book and would just be reading the words without comprehending it , and then I feel good about myself because "smart (hey) people read books " is that your taught in school at that age.

Though there are some books I appreciate for their humor - which is basically the only genre I will read now because it's entertaining enough for me - and my attention span. There is a book supposedly written by people at the daily show and it really is the only parody book ever. Buy it .

Anyway , I figured I'm always writing scripts why not write a book with all my incredibly strong and humor full insights on everyday situations , like books , and food.

This is a weak way to start a book , but really I don't have any much more to say about books.