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plot line and the order of the letters and words.
Hey this is my first chapter of my first fan fic. I am sooo excited. Read on.don't let me stop you.
Chapter 1: The Plan
Yusuke and Keiko are talking on the phone one night when Keiko suggests the location of their next date.
Yusuke: Putt-Putt?! Are you kidding?
Keiko: No, I'm not Yusuke. You ditched our last three dates that you chose so now it's my turn. Besides, I think it'll be fun.
Yusuke: Fine, but I get to bring someone.
Keiko: .but.it's suppose to be a date.by ourselves.
Yusuke: yeah but.hey I know how about I ask Kuwabara and Yukina to come. Then it will be like a double date.
Keiko: Well if you put it that way. I guess so.
Kuwabara and Yukina are enjoying a wonderful day at the zoo. The sun is shining and Yukina is smiling happily. They are walking past various animals, not noticing that MY favorite fire demon is lurking in the shadows behind them.
*Cell phone rings to the tune of barney*
Kuwabara: Oh.sorry let me get that. (tries to muffle the tune of the phone) uh hullo?
Yusuke: (in his most Hiei-ish voice) You baka! How dare you take her to such a filthy place! Explain yourself, immediately! You insubordinate fool!
Kuwabara: I.umm.well.ya see.
Hiei: *listening in to the conversation telepathically* (muttering under his breath) Yusuke's voice sounds nothing like mine.proves how much of a dimwit Kuwabara is.
Yusuke: Oh, I must have used too many large words for your tiny brain to comprehend.that means understand.
Kuwabara: WHAT! I understood perfectly well what you said the first time.
Yukina, starting to get bored, glances over in the direction of Hiei, still lurking in the shadows. She catches site of Bulma, a fellow blue. She waves and motions to her to come over. Hiei thinking that she is motioning to him starts walking over in her direction, starting to have a feeling of compunction. Bulma, as she rushes past Hiei, bumps him into Kuwabara, who stares speechless (a nice change.for once)
Kuwabara jumps backwards almost falling over in his haste to get away from the fire demon. Kuwabara looks at the phone then looks back at Hiei, a look of pure confusion (like always).
Kuwabara: but.you're.on the phone.
Hiei: of course I'm not ningen. You baka! That imitation sounded nothing like me.
Kuwabara: but.but.how did you hear our conversation.
Hiei: .later. Yusuke is waiting to talk to you.
Kuwabara: .*a look of understanding dawns on his face (very rare occurrence)*THAT WAS NOT FUNNY URIMESHI!!!
Yusuke: wow that's a record. You've never found me out before in this short of time.did you have help?
Kuwabara: That's because usually when you do an imitation of someone they don't come crashing into me.
Hiei: Hn.(mumbles to himself) I was pushed.
Yukina puts her talk with Bulma on hold.
Yukina: *looking at her upset boyfriend* What's wrong Kazuma? .Is that Yusuke again?
Hiei: *Vegeta smirk* Oh.so this happens often? And he still hasn't learned? .Dimwit.
Kuwabara: I heard that!
Hiei: I know, it was meant for you to hear.
Kuwabara finishes up his call with Yusuke and hangs up.
Yukina: So what brings you here Hiei? I didn't know you liked animals.
Hiei: Hn.I don't. And my business here is done.
He vanishes in a black blur and reappears in a tree full of monkeys ten feet away. He lands beside a large charcoal colored monkey on the highest branch. The monkey takes a step towards him.
Hiei: (While still keeping a watchful eye on Yukina) Take one more step and see what happens. (He says this to the monkey, not Yukina.()
The monkey, not knowing English of course, takes another step. In the blink of an eye, the monkey goes crashing down through the branches.
Hiei: Hn.can't say I didn't warn you. (For all you animal lovers, he did not kill the monkey. He just knocked it out with the handle of his katana.)
Kuwabara: Well, now he's gone I wanted to ask ya baby, do ya wanna come with me, Keiko, and Urimeshi on Saturday to Putt-Putt?
Yukina: What's a putt putt?
Kuwabara: It's this great place where you can golf, ride go-carts, and play arcade games. You'll love it baby!
Yukina: Sounds.interesting.
Hiei: (says to himself) Hn.I don't like the sound of this. (He disappears.)
Hey hey!! That was my first chapter. I already have the rest planned out and you have MANY more chapters to come. I hope you enjoyed this one. I don't care if it's nice or mean please review if you read this scene. (
REVIEW!!!
Hey this is my first chapter of my first fan fic. I am sooo excited. Read on.don't let me stop you.
Chapter 1: The Plan
Yusuke and Keiko are talking on the phone one night when Keiko suggests the location of their next date.
Yusuke: Putt-Putt?! Are you kidding?
Keiko: No, I'm not Yusuke. You ditched our last three dates that you chose so now it's my turn. Besides, I think it'll be fun.
Yusuke: Fine, but I get to bring someone.
Keiko: .but.it's suppose to be a date.by ourselves.
Yusuke: yeah but.hey I know how about I ask Kuwabara and Yukina to come. Then it will be like a double date.
Keiko: Well if you put it that way. I guess so.
Kuwabara and Yukina are enjoying a wonderful day at the zoo. The sun is shining and Yukina is smiling happily. They are walking past various animals, not noticing that MY favorite fire demon is lurking in the shadows behind them.
*Cell phone rings to the tune of barney*
Kuwabara: Oh.sorry let me get that. (tries to muffle the tune of the phone) uh hullo?
Yusuke: (in his most Hiei-ish voice) You baka! How dare you take her to such a filthy place! Explain yourself, immediately! You insubordinate fool!
Kuwabara: I.umm.well.ya see.
Hiei: *listening in to the conversation telepathically* (muttering under his breath) Yusuke's voice sounds nothing like mine.proves how much of a dimwit Kuwabara is.
Yusuke: Oh, I must have used too many large words for your tiny brain to comprehend.that means understand.
Kuwabara: WHAT! I understood perfectly well what you said the first time.
Yukina, starting to get bored, glances over in the direction of Hiei, still lurking in the shadows. She catches site of Bulma, a fellow blue. She waves and motions to her to come over. Hiei thinking that she is motioning to him starts walking over in her direction, starting to have a feeling of compunction. Bulma, as she rushes past Hiei, bumps him into Kuwabara, who stares speechless (a nice change.for once)
Kuwabara jumps backwards almost falling over in his haste to get away from the fire demon. Kuwabara looks at the phone then looks back at Hiei, a look of pure confusion (like always).
Kuwabara: but.you're.on the phone.
Hiei: of course I'm not ningen. You baka! That imitation sounded nothing like me.
Kuwabara: but.but.how did you hear our conversation.
Hiei: .later. Yusuke is waiting to talk to you.
Kuwabara: .*a look of understanding dawns on his face (very rare occurrence)*THAT WAS NOT FUNNY URIMESHI!!!
Yusuke: wow that's a record. You've never found me out before in this short of time.did you have help?
Kuwabara: That's because usually when you do an imitation of someone they don't come crashing into me.
Hiei: Hn.(mumbles to himself) I was pushed.
Yukina puts her talk with Bulma on hold.
Yukina: *looking at her upset boyfriend* What's wrong Kazuma? .Is that Yusuke again?
Hiei: *Vegeta smirk* Oh.so this happens often? And he still hasn't learned? .Dimwit.
Kuwabara: I heard that!
Hiei: I know, it was meant for you to hear.
Kuwabara finishes up his call with Yusuke and hangs up.
Yukina: So what brings you here Hiei? I didn't know you liked animals.
Hiei: Hn.I don't. And my business here is done.
He vanishes in a black blur and reappears in a tree full of monkeys ten feet away. He lands beside a large charcoal colored monkey on the highest branch. The monkey takes a step towards him.
Hiei: (While still keeping a watchful eye on Yukina) Take one more step and see what happens. (He says this to the monkey, not Yukina.()
The monkey, not knowing English of course, takes another step. In the blink of an eye, the monkey goes crashing down through the branches.
Hiei: Hn.can't say I didn't warn you. (For all you animal lovers, he did not kill the monkey. He just knocked it out with the handle of his katana.)
Kuwabara: Well, now he's gone I wanted to ask ya baby, do ya wanna come with me, Keiko, and Urimeshi on Saturday to Putt-Putt?
Yukina: What's a putt putt?
Kuwabara: It's this great place where you can golf, ride go-carts, and play arcade games. You'll love it baby!
Yukina: Sounds.interesting.
Hiei: (says to himself) Hn.I don't like the sound of this. (He disappears.)
Hey hey!! That was my first chapter. I already have the rest planned out and you have MANY more chapters to come. I hope you enjoyed this one. I don't care if it's nice or mean please review if you read this scene. (
REVIEW!!!
