Summary- Abel and Cain are trapped in a strange world together, not knowing how or why they're there. Else where a certain someone is having the time of her life… Please R&R Rated T just to be safe WARNING- Hilarity and craziness.

Trinity Blood, Wizard of Oz crossover

AN- This is just a random story that I wrote yesterday… I just wrote the intro so ya… it will be one of those, think up the plot as you go, stories… just like all my stories are…anyway! Hope you like it!

Disclaimer- this will only be posted in intro, I do not own Trinity blood or The wizard of OZ, I am not being paid for this, please don't sue me, and ya…what else is there…think that's it, here is the story!

The Wizard of Trinity Blood

Intro

Abel and Cain where walking down a yellow brick road towards a house in the background, having no idea how they got there, or why they weren't trying to kill each other, but still, none the less, there they where, walking side by side, in their old military uniforms, to a tiny little house at the end of a yellow brick road.

"Umm…Cain…how did we get here??" Asked Abel as they continued to walk.

"HA! Like I'd know…I'm still baffled by the fact that your not trying to slice my head off…" replied Cain as he started to randomly laugh…and he wasn't stopping…

"Hey Cain, you alright??"

"I, HAHAHA, cant, HAHAHA, stop, HAHAHAHA, laughing! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Cain and Abel stop walking as Cain falls to the floor and starts rolling around still laughing his head off, "AHAHAHAHA, HELP! AHAHAHA!!! ME!!! AHAHAHA!!!"

Just then a giant can of soup walks up to them and starts laughing at them, "Looks like the witch is having fun again…"

Cain randomly stopped laughing as he stood up and yelled, "who you calling a witch you…you…can of soup!"

The can of soup started laughing even harder, "My dear sir, I wasn't calling YOU a witch, I was calling her a witch!" he said as he pointed at a giant hill with the face of a witch carved into it. There was a hill to the west of the village and at the top was a bridge leading into the mouth of the witch's head, "That sir, is the wicked witch of the west's lair."

All the sudden Abel got a grin on his face and started jumping up and down excitedly, "Cain! I know where we are! Were in the fairy tale, 'The Wizard of OZ!' I just don't know how we got here…"

Cain just looked at Abel like he was on crack, turned back to the can of soup and screamed.

There, standing right behind the can of soup, was now a talking lion…

"Ok that's it…I have officially gone mad…" mumbled Cain as he stared with wide eyes at the walking can of soup and the talking Lion.

Abel of coarse, wasn't fazed, he ran up to them, stopped right in front of them grinning and then just stared at them.

"Uhh… Who are your friends Tin Man?" asked the talking Lion as he stared awkwardly at the tall silver haired man staring at him like he was lunch…

Abel dived at the talking Lion and sat onto of him, pinning him to the ground as he started to drool, "food…"

Cain hadn't moved an inch and was just sitting there like he had been about 5 minutes earlier still staring at the tin man. He then randomly shrugged and dived at the Tin man screaming, "FOOD!"

Abel and the Lion stopped fighting over whether or not Abel was going to eat him and looked at Cain as he tried to eat a giant piece of walking tin…

Cain stopped chewing on a piece he had ripped off, and looked at Abel mumbling through a full mouth, "what? You did it, and you looked like you where having fun…so don't look at me like I'm a lunatic! Sheesh! Cant a man eat a walking can of soup in peace!?"

Then out of no where the door to the house bursts open and a young girl with a dog at her heels ran outside and stopped at them smiling sweetly holding a basket behind her back, "Hello boys!"

"Dorothy! Help us!!" screamed the Tin Man and Lion as Cain and Abel continued to sit on them.

She gently laid the basket down on the ground, ran up to Abel, pulled him off of Lion, and hug him squealing, "Omg! Where did you two come from? I've always wanted to meet you! I watch your show ALL the time!"

Cain stood up as Toto, Dorothy's dog, ran up to him and started sniffing him, "what do you mean by 'show'?"

"Wait? You two are Abel and Cain Nightlord…right??" she said as she let go of Abel, took a step back and looked at them.

Abel and Cain then looked at each other, then back at her, then back at each other, then back at her…and then they screamed at the top of their lungs and ran away, without realizing, towards the wicked witch of the west's lair.

…Intro End…

AN- well? Does it sound interesting so far?? Please tell me what you think. I love to hear from you. Bye till next time!

Crusnik