The Adventure of Emo Boy

The automatic doors to the Verizon store opened and out walked Vincent. He was carrying his purchase in the little plastic bag that he got for free. He had contemplated going to Samsung just for the joy of Matrix but he didn't.

Once safely in the middle of nowhere he pulled out his brand new, shiny, black Motorola. He turned it on and looked at the screen. It showed the time, menu, and service. He then spent about one hour, twelve minutes, and forty-three seconds fooling around with the camera. He took a random picture of a random bird and put it as a random wallpaper for his new random phone. To follow Vincent decided he needed a good ring tone so he listened to the selections on his phone.

He played the first one and immediately stopped it recognizing Loz's ring tone; yes the man whore's ring tone. He switched to the next tone and this is what he heard:

'My name is Cloud, I have a sword. I fight cataurs because I'm bored. I like to ride on chocobos, it's better then having afros-'

That's when he switched to the next one because that just wasn't depressing enough. Nor was the next one 'Kung Fu in a Box' music, also known as, the chocobo theme.

"This is one I like," said Vincent to himself not recognizing Setheroth's theme. He chose the 'depressing' scary music and put his phone in his pocket; just waiting for someone to call him. That's when he realizes no one knew his phone number (let alone knew he had a phone).

So he pulled out some paper, wrote something on it, and hurried to his nearest Kinko's. He then distributed his one hundred and fifty papers to random people, places, and things nearby. He went back to his spot in the middle of no where he held his phone staring at it intently.

About ten hours later his phone rang and he answered it quickly.

"Hello, Vincent speaking," he said attempting to sound important.

"I called for some of your lessons," said a voice on the other line.