Hey. Yes, yes, I know there are a million stories out there like this but what can I say - I'm no hipster. I've PMed the author of Letters To Yuu and if she has any problem with this story I'll take it down immediately. In the mean time, I hope this will improve my characterization of Tsubasa. You know the drill - you can write as yourself or as other characters, as long as they're IC. Well, roughly IC.

Normal speak - Tsubasa

'...' - Yuu


Hello. My name is Tsubasa Otori and as part of an unecessary publicity stunt by the WBBA I've been asked to answer a couple of letters from a few fans (That is how Hikaru put it. Does she not realize just how many fans I have?). You can ask me questions too (I do hope they aren't silly).

'What are you complaining about, Tsubaba? Fans are awesome!'

Ahh, I've forgotten you've already done something like this.

'Yeah, but I don't think you'll get as many letters as I did, so there's not much need for you to worry.'

Sure, Yuu.

Well then, I guess all that's left to do is to wait.

Hey Tsubasa!

I haven't heard from you since after the World Championship party. What did you get up to that night anyway? 0.0

-Gingka

My first letter from my first fan is from Gingka, reminding me of the worst hangover I have ever had. Excellent.

'TSUBABA, HOW COME YOU'RE ALLOWED TO DRINK WHEN I CAN'T EVEN HAVE MORE THAN FIVE CANDYBARS A DAY? THAT'S NOT FAIR!'

Diabetes, and rampent childhood obesity, Yuu. That's why. As for me, I am seventeen years old and my life centers around spinning tops. Alcohol is the only thing keeping me sane. Honestly, I'm not even the main character. It's ridiculous, really.

Hi Tsubasa!

I heard from Gingka you were answering letters as part of your job now. What a great way to keep in touch!

Love, Madoka

Madoka, my dear, is it really so much trouble to leave the B-Pit and walk all the way upstairs?

'What are you talking about, Tsubaba? Last I heard, Doka was in Egypt. And you never answered Gingie's question about the after party-'

NEXT LETTER PLEASE

Mr T. Otori

I am writing to you concerning the topic of the pronounciation of my name. I know we have been partners for many years but I feel as if this is stifiling our relationship. Everytime you address me as 'Eagle' I die a little inside.

IT'S 'AQUILA', YOU ILLITERATE FOOL. IT'S WRITTEN RIGHT THERE ON THE BEY.

Sincerely, AQUILA.

Did Eagle just write me a letter? How'd he hold the pen? 0.o

ELSEWHERE

'GODDAMIT!' Aquila squaked, repeatedly banging his head into the wall.

BACK TO TSUBASA AND YUU

My dear Tsubasa,

How ARE you? I'm simply fabulous, having recovered completely from those nasty arrangements. Most fortunately, I have managed to retain my creative genius.

How about you and I get together some time? I'll show you my incredible skills. And I'm not talking about Beyblade ;)

Love, Jack

Okay, this just got weird. I think Jack is hitting on me. He put a winky face in there and everything!

'So?'

Never underestimate the power of the winky face, Yuu.

Tsubasa,

Just because I am a white boy does not mean I can't KICK YOUR ASS.

-Hyoma

What's he so angry about?

'The fact that you were made into a main character and he was demoted to an extra?'

Oh come on. As if a mature young man like Hyoma would be bothered by something so trivial. The only reason I was promoted and he wasn't is because I AM SUPERIOR TO HIM IN EVERY WAY.

'...Is that Dark Tsubasa talking?'

No, no. That was all me. Perhaps I have egomanical tendancies.

GUESS WHO GOT VOTED BEST BOYFRIEND MATERIAL AT THE BEYBLADE AWARDS

-SEX GOD, RYUUGA

Okay, there is no way that letter is actually from Ryuuga. Yuu, do you know anything about this?

'Umm... no... Of course not... Tsubaba...'

...Did you just mutter something about Ryuuga being cooler than me?

'NO I DIDN'T TSUBABA OKAY THAT'S THE ENOUGH LETTERS FOR TODAY-'


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