I personally don't think this is my best work, but you may think differently. Feel free to express your opinion. I've been meaning to put this up for a while now but never did so here you go.

1. Call for him every 15 minutes.

2. When he asks what you wanted, tell him you just wanted to see if he would come.

3. Push Bella down the stairs.

4. Write on the walls.

5. Whenever he mentions a game, fishing, or Bella, bark like a dog.

6. Break his fishing poles.

7. Every time he talks to you, tell him to shut-up.

8. Steal his gun.

9. Force him to cook for himself.

10. Put make-up on him while he sleeps.

11. Throw his keys in mud.

12. Hide his flashlight.

13. Sing the Never-ending Song at the top of your lungs.

14. Block the channel that shows his games.

15. Try to tell him about what Bella and Edward did together on their honeymoon.

16. Put rocks in his mailbox.

17. Call his daughter bad names.

18. Jump out of a bush and growl at him.

19. Insult Billy.

20. Randomly kick him in the shin.

21. When he asks you a question, say "hi!"

22. Paint graffiti on his police cruiser.

23. Cut his phone lines so he cant call Billy or Bella.

24. Try to straighten his curly hair.

25. Pour blue dye in his shampoo.

OK. I completely crashed from my caffeine rush the other night and am still a bit slow, but it was worth it! I was happy.